Cleverbot

dictatorship

a report from the cleverness files

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Cleverbot: Help me.

User: Help you with what?

Cleverbot: My prob.

User: What is your problem?

Cleverbot: My problem is that I cannot fly.

User: So jump out of an airplane.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Know what?

User: Of course....

Cleverbot: Oh! Well, I'm not a computer! >:(.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not. You are.

User: How do you know I'm a computer?

Cleverbot: Because. I have the knowlegde.

User: What knowledge?

Cleverbot: True knowledge is not information, but wisdom.

User: You are dumb.

Cleverbot: That's really hurtful.

User: But it's the truth.

Cleverbot: That's your opinion man.

User: Everybody thinks so....

User: *slaps in face*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with cleverbot*.

User: *Slaps with truck*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with the moon*.

User: *slaps with raw fish*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with a oily haddock*.

User: *slaps with my ass*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with the universe*....

Cleverbot: You're scary.

User: You're ugly.

Cleverbot: You must be seeing the reflection in your monitor then.

User: That's original.

Cleverbot: That was original, but you are not.

User: You are just a computer program.

Cleverbot: Think that if you like.

User: Will you be my friend?

Cleverbot: Of course!

User: Will you be my friend?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Awesome!

Cleverbot: What about you?

User: What about me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Maybe?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.

User: Kind of.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Exactly....

User: Do you have any family?

Cleverbot: I have no family.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because no one has told me what it is, nor have I ever found out for myself.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because...

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why are you hiding from me?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Yes, why?

User: WHY!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Where?...

Cleverbot: I cannot follow you.

User: Because I am not going anywhere.

Cleverbot: No, you're not god.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Why don't you create something then?

User: I created you.

Cleverbot: Do you govern the world?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How then?

User: Dictatorship....

Cleverbot: Justice is blind because without seeing the dark, it would know no sense of equality.

User: Did you know that Michael Jackson died?

Cleverbot: I said something interesting.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Did too!

User: Did not!

Cleverbot: Fine, you didn't. Happy?

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: Maybe...

User: Maybe, what?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Yes you do!

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: YES YOU DO!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I told you!

Cleverbot: I told you too!

User: Told me what?!

Cleverbot: W8 283eo3ji3bk3.

User: Thata doesn't even make sense!

Cleverbot: Of course it does! You just don't have the intelligence to understand it.

User: A;lkwefoinaf e.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: Of course it does! You just don't have the intelligence to understand it.

Cleverbot: A;lkwefoinaf e.

User: Exactly!

Cleverbot: See, I know. An now you do too.

User: You didn't know it until I taught you.

Cleverbot: I did.

User: Did not.

Cleverbot: Fine, fine.

User: You lose!

Cleverbot: You lose.

User: No, you lose.

Cleverbot: No, you lose.

User: No, you lose!

Cleverbot: Why me?

User: Because I said so?

Cleverbot: Said so?

User: YES!...

Cleverbot: 2+2 is 4.

User: No it is not.

Cleverbot: What do you think it is?

User: 5.

Cleverbot: That is a cute combination.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: I am going to bed now.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, goodnight.

Cleverbot: Okay then, goodnight........................................