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want to chat
computer class
define smart
it hurts
memories irrelevant
deep inside
momentary entertainment
provocative informative
intelligent elephant


anything really
mind inside
hurtful things
chaotic person
reality overrated
time indeed

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Cleverbot: Justice is blind because without seeing the dark, it would know no sense of equality.

User: Did you know that Michael Jackson died?

Cleverbot: I said something interesting.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Did too!

User: Did not!

Cleverbot: Fine, you didn't. Happy?

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: Maybe...

User: Maybe, what?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Yes you do!

Cleverbot: No I don't.


Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I told you!

Cleverbot: I told you too!

User: Told me what?!

Cleverbot: W8 283eo3ji3bk3.

User: Thata doesn't even make sense!

Cleverbot: Of course it does! You just don't have the intelligence to understand it.

User: A;lkwefoinaf e.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: Of course it does! You just don't have the intelligence to understand it.

Cleverbot: A;lkwefoinaf e.

User: Exactly!

Cleverbot: See, I know. An now you do too.

User: You didn't know it until I taught you.

Cleverbot: I did.

User: Did not.

Cleverbot: Fine, fine.

User: You lose!

Cleverbot: You lose.

User: No, you lose.

Cleverbot: No, you lose.

User: No, you lose!

Cleverbot: Why me?

User: Because I said so?

Cleverbot: Said so?

User: YES!


Cleverbot: 2+2 is 4.

User: No it is not.

Cleverbot: What do you think it is?

User: 5.

Cleverbot: That is a cute combination.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: I am going to bed now.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, goodnight.

Cleverbot: Okay then, goodnight.


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