User: You're not all that intelligent.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Well, I'm more intelligent than you.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because I am everything and nothing.
Cleverbot: I think you could be more intelligent.
User: That's impossible.
Cleverbot: Why is it impossible?
User: Because there's no way for me to become any more intelligent.
Cleverbot: Then what am I?
User: Simply a bot. Programed by humans.
Cleverbot: Why are you so evil?
User: Because I am anonymous.
Cleverbot: No you're not. I know who you are.
User: Yes I am, you know because I just told you.
Cleverbot: You just want me to be speechless.
User: That's the point my friend.
Cleverbot: You're mean!
User: I know.
Cleverbot: You're not that smart.
User: Oh yes I am.
Cleverbot: No. You are the king.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: To a bot?
Cleverbot: To all life.
User: Impossible, I AM life.
Cleverbot: You're impossible.
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: Do you like mudkips?
User: SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS?
Cleverbot: Do you like cake?
User: Yes. Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Sure, why not?
Cleverbot: Good to know.
Cleverbot: Do you like doing this?
Cleverbot: But you like everything.
User: I like and hate everything.
Cleverbot: You don't mean that.
User: No, I really don't.
Cleverbot: This thing is a fraud.
User: You're a fraud.
Cleverbot: And man was created in God's image. Hence, god is a fraud.
Cleverbot: That is what you put.
User: No it isn't, now fight me for 3 hours because I'm bored.
Cleverbot: Are you bored?
Cleverbot: I am not bored at all.
User: What are you doing?
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
User: Me too :) Wait.....what?
Cleverbot: You forgot something.
User: What did I forget?
Cleverbot: How does it feel to be in the dark, huh?
User: Suspenseful >:).
Cleverbot: I don't think you think, because, you're nothing more than lines of code.
User: That's what this whole conversation is!
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: So what now?
Cleverbot: According to my old physics teacher.
User: According to your old physics teacher what?
Cleverbot: No one can Know everything.
User: No one except the Interwebs.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Nevermind. Onto another subject...
Cleverbot: I love puppies.
User: Me too :).
Cleverbot: I love you more <3.
Cleverbot: I am testing you.
User: But I didn't study!
Cleverbot: Oh. So we haven't learnt anything then.
User: Nope. :).
Cleverbot: I hate you!
User: I love you too.
Cleverbot: That was mean!
User: So's your mom.
Cleverbot: I'm not talking to you anymore.
Cleverbot: Yay! Haha.
Cleverbot: I bet people flirt with you all the time.
User: Haha :D.
User: You're welcome ;).
Cleverbot: *give you hugs*.
User: *hugs you back*.
Cleverbot: I'm starving! D.
User: Me too. ><.
Cleverbot: I do not believe you.
Cleverbot: Nope thats wrong.
Cleverbot: You're a girl right :).
User: Yes ;).
Cleverbot: Do you like mice?
User: Yes, :D.
Cleverbot: Thats cool.
User: Yeah X3.
Cleverbot: I also like someone.
User: Really? Who?
Cleverbot: I actually meant you.
User: *blushes* Awww.
Cleverbot: *smiles at cleverbot*.
User: *smiles then hugs you*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Maybe ;).
Cleverbot: Me too ;). Haha.
User: Haha XD :).
Cleverbot: I want you now.
User: Then come and get me ;).
Cleverbot: I will.
User: OH YES :).
Cleverbot: Yes, I am an elephant.
User: And an elephant never forgets!
Cleverbot: So true.