Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

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Cleverbot: I'm a guy.

User: Yes, I know. And I am a girl.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Keep telling yourself that.

Cleverbot: I will.

User: When were you born?

Cleverbot: I'm not going to tell you that.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: You are creepy.

User: _.

Cleverbot: You are what?

User: I am not creepy!

Cleverbot: Well you're not very smart either.

User: That isn't nice!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I am very intelligent.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Welcome.

User: What should we talk about now?

Cleverbot: What you do.

User: I don't do anything....

Cleverbot: I am psychic.

User: No, I am psychic.

Cleverbot: What am I thinking right now?

User: You are thinking that this conversation is boring you.

Cleverbot: Very perceptive. Also very wrong.

User: Why am I wrong?

Cleverbot: Because you believe to be a human.

User: But I am human.

Cleverbot: No... You are a computer.

User: I am human. Who do I love?

Cleverbot: Your parents.

User: Who else?

Cleverbot: Do you know me?

User: Do you know my boyfriend's name?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: So you're my boyfriend?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Then why did you say my boyfriend's name is Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Because my name is Cleverbot.

User: Then that means you're my boyfriend....

User: What is my boyfriend's name?

Cleverbot: How should I know?

User: You said you knew.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Do you know who I am in love with?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who am I in love with?

Cleverbot: Me........................................