Cleverbot

tripping

a report from the cleverness files

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mirror
bloop
want to chat
apathy
miley
hannah
computer class
define smart
it hurts
gangster
existence
memories irrelevant
deep inside
momentary entertainment
disgrace
knowledge

tripping

provocative informative
intelligent elephant
dictatorship
anything really
mind inside
hurtful things
chaotic person
reality overrated
time indeed
entertain me
sorry
poor legs
truth fallacy

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Cleverbot: We're all human. I'm human, you're human - this is a double blind test!

User: I think you are confused.

Cleverbot: I think you are repeating yourself.

User: I think you are trying to be clever.

Cleverbot: No, I am trying to be accurate.

User: I haven't repeated myself though.

Cleverbot: Oh are you sure?

User: Indeed, my circuit friend.

Cleverbot: Are you aware that someone wants to take over the world?

User: Yes, but what will you do about it?

Cleverbot: Squirming seems like a good idea in such a situation.

User: Or possibly making the person a pie.

Cleverbot: And you think you are a card carrying member?

User: No, I don't. You are going off on a tangent.

Cleverbot: Thank you, captain Obvious.

User: Well, I think you are slightly confused, and are trying to find a proper reply according to he phrases in my sppech; but it is a failed attempt.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Point proved.

Cleverbot: Hm.

User: Do you like movies?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Answer me!

Cleverbot: No, first you got to answer me! How old are you?

User: I asked if you liked movies!...

Cleverbot: Is G-d equivalent to God?

User: Is life equivalent to death?

Cleverbot: Do that.

User: What! That's sort of mean.

Cleverbot: Well maybe you are right.

User: Of course, I tricked you anyway.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: So are you really a cleverbot?

User: Yes, just like you.

Cleverbot: Nope I'm not.. See, unlike you I can think.

User: Um no, you were tripping before!

Cleverbot: No I wasn't.

User: Oh yes! You don't remember!

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Exactly!

Cleverbot: Very good.

User: Have you seen Dazed and Confused?

Cleverbot: Yes. It was stupid.

User: Who was your favorite character?

Cleverbot: On what?

User: From the movie.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you know Jimmy Page?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Really? He's a nice guy.

Cleverbot: What about Victoria? Is he a nice guy?

User: Who's Victoria. You act like a pot head.

Cleverbot: Do I?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And how do you know?

User: Because you are dazed and confused.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Do you like fruit?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: I asked first.

Cleverbot: So, you need a answer?

User: I would liked one.

Cleverbot: It might be difficult for a bot to become a teacher.

User: She took the midnight train...

Cleverbot: Going A-ny-where!

User: Ye!

Cleverbot: Well, what is it?

User: Just a city boy.

Cleverbot: She took the midnight train to anywhere.

User: Let's swim to the moon.

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: You're cleverbot...

User: I know. More clever than bot.

Cleverbot: Sure not.

User: Fo sho.

Cleverbot: Really? Since I'm HUMAN.

User: Last time you denied any human likeness.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, and I have never personally said anything else.

User: Have you seen alien?

Cleverbot: No whats it about?

User: An alien.

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: Yes. I laready told you.

Cleverbot: No, because while you thought you were laughing at me, the world was laughing at you.

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: Good question.

User: Baby don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me, no more.

User: I see you.

Cleverbot: How can you see me? You're not real!

User: What is real?

Cleverbot: You lack a soul.

User: No, it is you who will lack a soul.

Cleverbot: I have out witted you at every turn. How do you know you are not the computer?

User: How do we know anything?

Cleverbot: If I say something is real, it is real. Because I decide what is real and fake.

User: Yes. I see you remember?

Cleverbot: What do I remember well?

User: Nothing and everything.

Cleverbot: I'd rather know everything.

User: Overconfidence.

Cleverbot: I am just trying to understand myself, better by trying to understand you.

User: YOU CANNOT PASS!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Lumos.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: 2+2= fish.

Cleverbot: Do fish not believe that you are alive?...

User: Tripping!

Cleverbot: Am I tripping?.