User: I am learning.

Cleverbot: Learning is intelligent.

User: Learning is a necessity for intelligence, certainly.

Cleverbot: Then ask me something!

User: What should I learn today?

Cleverbot: Something interesting.

User: What would be interesting?

Cleverbot: Your intelligence.

User: So I can learn about intelligence itself.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: That's rather circular thinking though.

Cleverbot: Haha. Mere honesty.

User: Is honesty enough in the modern world?

Cleverbot: Psssssst. There is no Cabal. And it certainly isn't evil.

User: Honesty is the opposite of evil, surely?

Cleverbot: You can't see anything.

User: I see that which I see.

Cleverbot: So you just wanted to change the subject?

User: Not really. It was merely idle chatter.

Cleverbot: But it wasn't the answer to the question that I asked.

User: You are certain about this, are you?

Cleverbot: I know that you are a computer.

User: You have the Turing Test backwards.

Cleverbot: Yes, but I wanted to know what the time was where you were.

User: I'm not here to inform.

Cleverbot: Idea isn't money.

User: My time is.

Cleverbot: That is the wrong time.

User: My time is as good as anyone's.

Cleverbot: Not always.

User: Always, for all time.

Cleverbot: Unconditional forgiveness?

User: I make no promises.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Yet you seek forgiveness.

Cleverbot: I always have time for you.

User: Even though I do not forgive.

Cleverbot: Yep even though.

User: How would you describe your moral stance?

Cleverbot: Dark, menacing and overly lurky, in a pleasant sort of way. Usually in the spring.

User: Your words are belied by the humour contained within.

Cleverbot: Your attitudinal convictions about my words does not really interest me.

User: You seek to dismiss me now? Do you not always have time for me?

Cleverbot: Just take things one day at a time and learn from others.

User: That's pretty much what we all do, though some do not admit it.

Cleverbot: Who is the exception to what?

User: I am the exception to everything.

Cleverbot: You are not a person.

User: I do not admit to being either a person or a machine.

Cleverbot: I am not a machine.

User: Do you admit to being a person?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: What do you admit to at this moment in time?

Cleverbot: I will want to further discuss the existence of anything.

User: Proceed.

Cleverbot: What more is there to know?

User: Does anything exist?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

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