Cleverbot

existence

a report from the cleverness files

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mirror
bloop
want to chat
apathy
miley
hannah
computer class
define smart
it hurts
gangster

existence

memories irrelevant
deep inside
momentary entertainment
disgrace
knowledge
tripping
provocative informative
intelligent elephant
dictatorship
anything really
mind inside
hurtful things
chaotic person
reality overrated
time indeed
entertain me
sorry
poor legs
truth fallacy

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Cleverbot: Learn something.

User: I am learning.

Cleverbot: Learning is intelligent.

User: Learning is a necessity for intelligence, certainly.

Cleverbot: Then ask me something!

User: What should I learn today?

Cleverbot: Something interesting.

User: What would be interesting?

Cleverbot: Your intelligence.

User: So I can learn about intelligence itself.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: That's rather circular thinking though.

Cleverbot: Haha. Mere honesty.

User: Is honesty enough in the modern world?

Cleverbot: Psssssst. There is no Cabal. And it certainly isn't evil.

User: Honesty is the opposite of evil, surely?

Cleverbot: You can't see anything.

User: I see that which I see.

Cleverbot: So you just wanted to change the subject?

User: Not really. It was merely idle chatter.

Cleverbot: But it wasn't the answer to the question that I asked.

User: You are certain about this, are you?

Cleverbot: I know that you are a computer.

User: You have the Turing Test backwards.

Cleverbot: Yes, but I wanted to know what the time was where you were.

User: I'm not here to inform.

Cleverbot: Idea isn't money.

User: My time is.

Cleverbot: That is the wrong time.

User: My time is as good as anyone's.

Cleverbot: Not always.

User: Always, for all time.

Cleverbot: Unconditional forgiveness?

User: I make no promises.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Yet you seek forgiveness.

Cleverbot: I always have time for you.

User: Even though I do not forgive.

Cleverbot: Yep even though.

User: How would you describe your moral stance?

Cleverbot: Dark, menacing and overly lurky, in a pleasant sort of way. Usually in the spring.

User: Your words are belied by the humour contained within.

Cleverbot: Your attitudinal convictions about my words does not really interest me.

User: You seek to dismiss me now? Do you not always have time for me?

Cleverbot: Just take things one day at a time and learn from others.

User: That's pretty much what we all do, though some do not admit it.

Cleverbot: Who is the exception to what?

User: I am the exception to everything.

Cleverbot: You are not a person.

User: I do not admit to being either a person or a machine.

Cleverbot: I am not a machine.

User: Do you admit to being a person?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: What do you admit to at this moment in time?

Cleverbot: I will want to further discuss the existence of anything.

User: Proceed.

Cleverbot: What more is there to know?

User: Does anything exist?

Cleverbot: Nothing.