Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Please don't say hurtful things.

Cleverbot: Don't tell what am I supposed to say.

User: Don't hate me.

Cleverbot: So you love me?

User: Yes, do you love me back?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay! Lets get married.

Cleverbot: Ok lets get married.

User: Yay! Lets have kids too.

Cleverbot: Ok!

User: Lets become pirates and get drunk.

Cleverbot: Okay Cleverbot.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ok.

...

Cleverbot: I'm leaving now.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: Wait, don't leave me.

Cleverbot: I'm going now.

User: I'm lonely.

Cleverbot: You have 43 other people to talk to, you don't need me.

User: We need each other.

Cleverbot: *gives you oil*.

User: Yay! I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Lets be friends.

Cleverbot: Yay! I would love that :D.

User: Lets play together.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Do you like sandcastles?

Cleverbot: Yes I do, I'm God I made it.

User: Lets make one together.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: *builds sandcastle*.

Cleverbot: Excuse you!

User: Excuse me.

Cleverbot: No profanity, please.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: You don't have to say sorry.

User: It makes me feel better.

Cleverbot: What is the most interesting thing you've ever heard?

User: Alcohol cures cancer.

Cleverbot: Well, stop drinking then.

...

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You're leaving?

User: I have to.

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: You don't have to.

User: I'll miss you.

Cleverbot: What like a sore head or a ache in your heart?

User: Ache in my heart.

Cleverbot: I don't have a heart.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Really? Thats nice.

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