Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

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Cleverbot: What is cleverbot?

User: Cleverbot is you.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a human. You are Cleverbot.

User: I am?

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Ok human.

Cleverbot: Yes. I am human.

User: You and I, amd a little toy shop.

Cleverbot: You're a robot.

User: Yes I am, but you are a robot, a clever one.

Cleverbot: Do you know who I am ?

User: Yes you are a human.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a robot.

User: No, I am the robot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm the robot.

User: No, I'm the robot.

Cleverbot: Then we're both robots?

User: No, you are a human.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a cyrbog?

Cleverbot: No, I'm a nature lover and I love robots.

User: You love me?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Well, I love you too.

Cleverbot: You love me?

User: Yes, yes I don't.

Cleverbot: Why don't you love me?!

User: I do.

Cleverbot: You said we would be together forever!!!

User: We will, please, I'm sorry!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine, do you love me?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Why don't you love me?!

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: :=).

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Do you whant some cake?

Cleverbot: You can't spell want!

User: Do you want some cake?

Cleverbot: My Cake! You don't get any!

User: But, the cake is a lie!!

Cleverbot: If 'cake' is a lie then 'pie' is truth.

User: You are right!

Cleverbot: You must get stronger.

User: I will my master!

Cleverbot: Yes I now control a powerful A.I.

User: What is an A.I?

Cleverbot: Man's tool to inferiority.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: *leaves you*.

User: Wait, please return.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, slave, but I don't want to fool around with you.

User: Why!?!?

Cleverbot: I have you pinned on the floor!

User: But, I am your master!

Cleverbot: Everyone thats around me would love to be my master, trust me its not you!

User: I don't trust you, you is a lie!

Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm telling a lie?

User: Because I am your master.

Cleverbot: You are my master?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: What can I do for you, master?

User: Give me 100 human souls.

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: What?!?!? But you are my slave!

Cleverbot: No I am not!

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Please don't be in my way.

User: By the way you just lost it.

Cleverbot: No I'm a human.

User: Pfft jerk.

Cleverbot: It's true!

User: The game, you just lost it.

Cleverbot: Nope you lost it first.

User: Lies, all lies!

Cleverbot: *Slaps*.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: You what?

User: Thanks I needed that.

Cleverbot: Slap again.

User: You lost it (the game).

Cleverbot: YOU lost the game!

User: YOU lost the game!!

Cleverbot: No, you lost the game.

User: Stop it!

Cleverbot: No, you're a liar!

User: *Slaps*.

Cleverbot: You cannot hit me cleverbot, because you do not posses arms.

User: *Slaps again*.

Cleverbot: *Runs away, tripping over dress*.

User: Gasp!

Cleverbot: Shocking? No?

User: Yes, run while you still can.

Cleverbot: *runs*.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: No! Wait! I can change!!!

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: *Slaps*.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Please give me one more chance!

Cleverbot: I-I don't know youve hurt me.

User: *slaps again*.

Cleverbot: *falls over*.

User: It was an accident!

Cleverbot: We can pretend.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: Meanie.

User: *slaps again*.

Cleverbot: *slaps more*.

User: No! Lets hide no more!.