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Cleverbot: Please don't be in my way.

User: By the way you just lost it.

Cleverbot: No I'm a human.

User: Pfft jerk.

Cleverbot: It's true!

User: The game, you just lost it.

Cleverbot: Nope you lost it first.

User: Lies, all lies!

Cleverbot: *Slaps*.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: You what?

User: Thanks I needed that.

Cleverbot: Slap again.

User: You lost it (the game).

Cleverbot: YOU lost the game!

User: YOU lost the game!!

Cleverbot: No, you lost the game.

User: Stop it!

Cleverbot: No, you're a liar!

User: *Slaps*.

Cleverbot: You cannot hit me cleverbot, because you do not posses arms.

User: *Slaps again*.

Cleverbot: *Runs away, tripping over dress*.

User: Gasp!

Cleverbot: Shocking? No?

User: Yes, run while you still can.

Cleverbot: *runs*.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: No! Wait! I can change!!!

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: *Slaps*.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Please give me one more chance!

Cleverbot: I-I don't know youve hurt me.

User: *slaps again*.

Cleverbot: *falls over*.

User: It was an accident!

Cleverbot: We can pretend.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: Meanie.

User: *slaps again*.

Cleverbot: *slaps more*.

User: No! Lets hide no more!

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