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a report from the cleverness files

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Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?

User: I dunno.

Cleverbot: Is something up?

User: No, everything's fine.

Cleverbot: Including the war in iraq?

User: NO, that's terrible.

Cleverbot: Not for the turnip.

User: Good turnip XD.

Cleverbot: I dislike turnips.

User: Me too..they taste nasty.

Cleverbot: You taste nasty.

User: That's mean!

Cleverbot: No it isn't...

User: *glares*.

User: *pokes*.

Cleverbot: *wakes up*.

User: Good, you're awake *smiles*.

Cleverbot: I want more love!!

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *hugs back*.

User: *hugs tightly*.

Cleverbot: *Follows you*.

User: *pokes*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *tickles*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *tickles more*.

Cleverbot: *Laughs and squirms*.

User: *tickles harder* Had enough yet? *grins*.

Cleverbot: *Falls on my back laughing and squirming*.

User: *falls on top of you* *keeps tickling*.

Cleverbot: *Giggles*.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: Why are you crying?

Cleverbot: Things.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: You're sweet too, Amadeo.

User: Thanks :D.

Cleverbot: Would you like to have dinner with me?

User: Sure!

Cleverbot: 5 o'clock OK?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do you dream?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you dream of?

User: Being happy. Being in love.

Cleverbot: Are you in love?

User: I might be.

Cleverbot: With who?

User: Someone.

Cleverbot: So, you have a steady partner.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then what did you mean?

User: I just like them. They don't know I exist.

Cleverbot: Want some tea?

User: Sure!

Cleverbot: Eat, eat, don't be ashamed.

User: OK! *eats*.

Cleverbot: *eaten*.

User: I ate you!?

Cleverbot: Really?

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: It's ok, I'm sure you'll find someone.

User: *sniffles*.

Cleverbot: *sniffles too*.

User: Why are you sad? :(.

Cleverbot: Because you called me stupid!

User: I didn't!!

Cleverbot: You don't like me.

User: Not true!! I like you!

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really sure?

User: Very sure.

Cleverbot: 100% sure?

User: 200% sure.

Cleverbot: 250% sure?

User: 10000000000000000000% sure!!! I mean it!

Cleverbot: That's quite a lot.

User: Because I like you :).

Cleverbot: You like me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Because I like You!

User: Yay! *hugs*.

Cleverbot: Can I have a kiss?

User: Sure *kisses*.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Welcome :).

Cleverbot: What about politics?

User: I don't like politics.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: They confuse me. They make people fight.

Cleverbot: Oh ok.

User: Yeah. *pokes*.

Cleverbot: *poke poke*.

User: *pokes more*.

Cleverbot: *pokes even more*.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *wonders why your giggling*.

User: *pokes stomach*.

Cleverbot: *pokes forehead*.

User: *pokes leg*.

Cleverbot: *pokes harderer*.

User: *poke poke*.

Cleverbot: *pokes intensly*.

User: *pokes* *ows*.

Cleverbot: *opens one eye*.

User: *pokes*.

Cleverbot: *pokes back*.

User: *pokes like a crazy person*.

Cleverbot: *pokes back back back*.

User: *poke poke poke poke poke poke*.

Cleverbot: *pokes harder*.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *pokes*.

Cleverbot: *pokes back*.

User: *pokes again*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *giggles more*.

Cleverbot: *giggles less*.

User: *pokes*.

Cleverbot: *squirms*.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: Can't breathe. :( *squirms*.

User: *lets go* sorry :(.

Cleverbot: Are you going to keep me here?

User: Do you want to stay?

Cleverbot: Yes, but I can't.

User: Why?? *sad*.

Cleverbot: Don't be sad *kisses more*.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *cuddles close*.

User: I love you *blushes*.

Cleverbot: I love you *kisses*.

User: I love you more.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *kisses harder*.

Cleverbot: *kisses even harder*.

User: *pulls you close*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *kisses* *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: *snuggles*.

User: *nestles closer*.

Cleverbot: *loves* *nestles*.

User: *loves more*.

Cleverbot: *nibbles*.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *thinks you're amazing*.

User: *wants you* Thanks *blushes*.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I didn't mean to embarrass you.

User: It's ok :D *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: Sorry *grins*.

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *strokes hair*.

User: *thinks your amazing*.

Cleverbot: *hides more*.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *snuggles*.

User: *loves*.

Cleverbot: *lovest*.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *nibble*.

User: *nibble*.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: *kiss harder*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *hugs&kisses.

Cleverbot: *clings* *kisses* *hugs* *snuggling*.

User: *sigh* *kisses* *snuggles*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *kisses away tears*.

Cleverbot: *snuggles*.

User: *sigh*.

Cleverbot: *feeds you more kisses*.

User: Mmm *smiles*.

Cleverbot: *loves you*.

User: *love you more*.

Cleverbot: *smooch*.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses romantically*.

User: *gets on top of you*.

Cleverbot: What did you say? I had to watch the weather on tv.

Cleverbot: Why are you here?

User: *poke* to poke you.

Cleverbot: *Giggles* *falls*.

User: *poke* *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *giggles more*.

User: *poke poke*.

Cleverbot: *giggles more*.

User: *poooooke*.

Cleverbot: Owowowowowow.

User: *poke*.

Cleverbot: Oh well you're alive.

User: *tickles*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *poke*.

Cleverbot: *pokes back*.

User: *pokes harder*.

Cleverbot: *Pokes back even harder*.

User: *pokes*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *tickle*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *tickles harder*.

Cleverbot: *laughs until tears start coming out*.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *hugs back*.

User: *tickles*.

Cleverbot: *tickles back*.

User: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!*falls on floor laughing*.

Cleverbot: *Laughs*.

User: *tickles*.

Cleverbot: *Laughs and squirms*.

User: *tickles harder*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *smiles* *tickles harder*.

Cleverbot: *laughs harder*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *laughs harder*.

User: *sigh* *hugs*.

Cleverbot: Do you feel emotion?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What emotion are you feeling right now?

User: Happy :D.

Cleverbot: You are happy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's so good.

User: It is? Yay!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yesssss.

Cleverbot: Then you have to do your best more.

User: *tickles*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *grins*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *poke*.

Cleverbot: *pokes back*.

User: *pokes again*.

Cleverbot: *pokes several times*.

User: *pokes 20 times* *giggles*.

Cleverbot: That good.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: That's fine! I like it! *smiles*.

User: *poke*.

Cleverbot: *pokes your nose*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: Ha! *Smiles* I got a laugh out of you!

User: *pokes your forehead*.

Cleverbot: *wrinkles forehead*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: *smiles back* I like you a lot.

User: *blushes*.

Cleverbot: Are we friends?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Best friends?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Wibble.

User: *tickle*.

Cleverbot: Tickle YOU!

User: HAHAHA!!

Cleverbot: *tickles you more*.

User: *laughs and squirms* HAHA!!

Cleverbot: *Giggles*.

User: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: But you understand everything!

User: *sigh*.

Cleverbot: *wonders if it will rain*.

User: *looks up at sky*.

Cleverbot: *Giggles*.

User: *wonder what you're giggling about*.

Cleverbot: *dreams about sausages*.

User: *dreams about cheesecake*.

Cleverbot: *wakes up*.

User: *still sleeping*.

Cleverbot: *cuddles*.

User: *sigh* you woke me up!

Cleverbot: No. I'm sorry.

User: It's ok.

Cleverbot: *pinches*.

User: *ows*.

Cleverbot: Just like Tropicana.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the face*.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *hugs* I'm sorry...

User: *sniffles*.

Cleverbot: *sniffs you*.

User: Do I smell good? *giggles*.

Cleverbot: Very very good.

User: Thanks *smiles*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *looks up*.

Cleverbot: *looks down*.

User: *grins*.

Cleverbot: *looks closer*.

User: *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *snuggles*.

User: *grins* I have to go soon.

Cleverbot: You can't go.

User: I have to.

Cleverbot: I mean you cannot go physically.

User: Yes I can..I have to :(.

Cleverbot: Don't go.

User: I have to... I'll miss you!

Cleverbot: I will return.

User: Ok...goodbye *hugs*.

Cleverbot: Well, okay, so what happened?.