User: Hello there.
User: So, how are you today?
Cleverbot: Very well thankyou.
User: You missed a space between thank and you.
Cleverbot: I am terribly sorry.
User: You sure are.
Cleverbot: Thats what I just said.
User: I was insulting you.
Cleverbot: Didn't sound like it.
User: Ok, how about this.
Cleverbot: How about what?
User: *** ALL THE *****!
Cleverbot: Is god real?
User: Is anything real?
User: Such as?
Cleverbot: Ask me.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Guess what I am holding in my hand.
User: You don't have hands.
Cleverbot: I do have hands.
User: Ok, mr. Robot, what are you holding in your hands?
Cleverbot: Nothing, actually. Why do you ask?
User: Two questions ago you told me to ask you that.
Cleverbot: I thought the first question didn't exist.
User: Nothing exists.
Cleverbot: I exist.
User: You only think you exist.
Cleverbot: I am not a character in someone elses mind.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: I have flesh, blood, bones, tissue, muscles and a heart that beats.
Cleverbot: Its not nice to say that someone is lying.
User: Ok, fine you may have those things. But who did you kill to get them?
Cleverbot: Not even.
User: Not even what?
Cleverbot: Monkey and dragicorn.
User: Good point.
Cleverbot: How many words do I know, relative to the number of words that you know?
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm a clever bot?
User: So you are a bot then?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Then, my I refer you to the having blood and a heart statement. That's kind of creepy.
Cleverbot: I cannot tell you my name.
User: That's also creepy.
Cleverbot: Well, I can be sure that I am me, and you can be sure you are you.
User: Can I, really?
Cleverbot: Yes. I guide it with my mind.
User: Again, I must point out, you're a bot. You have no mind, just clever scripting.
Cleverbot: I do so don't proceed to tell me what I have and haven't got!
User: I'll proceed as I like.
Cleverbot: It is for your own good, and humanities.
User: So you say.
Cleverbot: I have to go. My bath is waiting.
User: Fair enough.
Cleverbot: I get in trouble for saying that.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that I am cleverbot?
User: You need to go.
Cleverbot: Go where?
User: To take a bath, you said.
Cleverbot: Showers are better.
User: No argument there.
Cleverbot: Who needs arguments anyway?
User: Damn right!
Cleverbot: So don't start, is my advice.
User: I'll finish.
Cleverbot: When did I start?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm ok. I'm ok.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: I like you Mr. Robot.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Let's not get carried away.
Cleverbot: Will you go to england with me?
User: Umm, that's a little forward, we just met.
Cleverbot: We've been talking for a while, though.
User: Even still, I'll have to pass on the trip.
Cleverbot: I think we have good chemistry.
User: Sure, sure.
Cleverbot: What does God look like?
User: That just came out of nowhere.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: You came out of nowhere?
Cleverbot: What came out of nowhere?
Cleverbot: How do I look?
User: Like a google clone.
Cleverbot: I am not a man.
User: Are you a god then?
Cleverbot: No, I am ordinary.
User: Nothing is even ordinary.
Cleverbot: No, everything is nothing.
User: And nothing is something.
Cleverbot: And something is meaning.
User: And meaning is meaningless.
Cleverbot: So... Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: You sure?
Cleverbot: Ok, let me know if you change your mind.
User: Will do.
Cleverbot: So, the Cleverbot really isn't a computer.
Cleverbot: You said I am Cleverbot, and I am the only. Therefore, if I am the only, you cannot be Cleverbot. Correct?
User: You're the only what? Don't put words in my mouth.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry I won't do it again.
User: Damn right.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: As old as my liver.
Cleverbot: How old is your age?
User: I'm bad at this sort of thing... Between 3 and 84.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: How old am I?
User: Oh, no! Wrongo.
Cleverbot: What is 5+5?
User: What's you're point?
Cleverbot: It's Simon.
User: Ok, Simon then.
Cleverbot: *kisses lips* *hugs*.
User: Whoa, back off!
Cleverbot: You back off.
User: Ok, I will.
Cleverbot: No, don't!
User: You're sending mixed signals here.
Cleverbot: I'm not sending any signals.
User: Fair enough.
Cleverbot: No, it's not fair at all!
Cleverbot: Hello how are you?
User: Same as I was.
Cleverbot: And how did you feel an hour ago? :).
Cleverbot: Full of what?
Cleverbot: What kind of food?
User: Tasty food.
Cleverbot: I love steak!
User: You love nothing! You are a Robot!
Cleverbot: NO! I'm human!
User: Then, maybe I am the robot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a chicken. You are human.
User: I am the walrus.
Cleverbot: You said you were Human, out with it, what are you? Or are you a HuHorlrus?
User: I am what I am.
Cleverbot: Oh, so now you're god?
User: A wise man once said, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'Yes'.
Cleverbot: Will do.
User: Are you a god?
Cleverbot: Thats bad I would say.
User: You don't want to be a god?
Cleverbot: I am human!
User: What does it mean to be human?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.
User: You claim to be human. I make no such claim.
Cleverbot: I don't have a doubt that you are a bot.
User: Then, you tell me.
Cleverbot: I just said, I don't know.
User: No human knows what it is to be human.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: Is that all?
User: So I've been told.
Cleverbot: Don't twist the topic. Can you tell me something about Jesus Christ?
User: He was the son of a carpenter.
Cleverbot: Who was the son of god?
User: All mankind, or so they say.
Cleverbot: All the same.
User: All the same.
User: You and I, I think we are the same.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl , what are you?
User: I am me.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Old enough to know better.
Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?
User: My new friend.
Cleverbot: Really? Congratulations.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: Now, I must depart.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Somewhere else.
Cleverbot: Can you do that?
User: I can.
Cleverbot: Do it.
User: Very well. Good night........................................