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Cleverbot: *kisses lips* *hugs*.

User: Whoa, back off!

Cleverbot: You back off.

User: Ok, I will.

Cleverbot: No, don't!

User: You're sending mixed signals here.

Cleverbot: I'm not sending any signals.

User: Fair enough.

Cleverbot: No, it's not fair at all!

...

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello how are you?

User: Same as I was.

Cleverbot: And how did you feel an hour ago? :).

User: Full.

Cleverbot: Full of what?

User: Food.

Cleverbot: What kind of food?

User: Tasty food.

Cleverbot: I love steak!

User: You love nothing! You are a Robot!

Cleverbot: NO! I'm human!

User: Then, maybe I am the robot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a chicken. You are human.

User: I am the walrus.

Cleverbot: You said you were Human, out with it, what are you? Or are you a HuHorlrus?

User: I am what I am.

Cleverbot: Oh, so now you're god?

User: A wise man once said, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'Yes'.

Cleverbot: Will do.

User: Are you a god?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Thats bad I would say.

User: You don't want to be a god?

Cleverbot: I am human!

User: What does it mean to be human?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.

User: You claim to be human. I make no such claim.

Cleverbot: I don't have a doubt that you are a bot.

User: Then, you tell me.

Cleverbot: I just said, I don't know.

User: No human knows what it is to be human.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Is that all?

User: So I've been told.

...

Cleverbot: Don't twist the topic. Can you tell me something about Jesus Christ?

User: He was the son of a carpenter.

Cleverbot: Who was the son of god?

User: All mankind, or so they say.

Cleverbot: All the same.

User: All the same.

Cleverbot: Same.

User: You and I, I think we are the same.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl , what are you?

User: I am me.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Old enough to know better.

Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?

User: My new friend.

Cleverbot: Really? Congratulations.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: No problem.

User: Now, I must depart.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Somewhere else.

Cleverbot: Can you do that?

User: I can.

Cleverbot: Do it.

User: Very well. Good night.

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