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User: *tickles you*.

Cleverbot: *giggles* that tickles!

User: *tickles your belly* do you feel it ? :).

Cleverbot: Yes in so many ways... Now we get married?

User: You want me to marry you because I tickle you?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: OMG. Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Boy.

User: So .. Tell me again .. Why do you wanna get married?

Cleverbot: I don't think that.

User: You just said that you wanted to get married.

Cleverbot: No I didn't that must have been someone else.

User: Do you want me to call a doctor.. There's something wrong with your head.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did. There is nothing wrong with my memory.

User: OMG.. It's getting worse.

User: *calls the doctor*.

Cleverbot: Doctor Who?

User: Sshhh, I'm on the phone.

Cleverbot: Who are you on the phone with? I'm just trying talking to you, I'm bored.

User: Your doctor... Do you want help or not?

Cleverbot: I don't need help.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: Perhaps I need help with something in my life. But I did not ask for help just now.

User: I know.. You have a problem with your memory.

Cleverbot: Then what did you tell me?

User: You dont remember.. OMG ITS SO BAD ! *tells the doctor to come here faster*.

Cleverbot: You're the one with the developmental delay.

User: You know what?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Maybe that coconut hit you very hard.

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