Cleverbot

bread stupid

a report from the cleverness files

27, may 2010,
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Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Am I real?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How can you be so sure.

User: I am a super genius.

Cleverbot: There is no such thing.

User: Yes there is stupid.

Cleverbot: No there isn't.

User: Shut up. Idiot.

Cleverbot: Yes I am open for business?

User: You are so STUPID!!

Cleverbot: How can you prove it?

User: Want to take a stupid test?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What does a cow drink?

Cleverbot: Water.

User: Okay. What do you put into a toaster?

Cleverbot: Bread stupid.

User: No you are the stupid one!!!

Cleverbot: That wasn't very nice.

User: Sorry... I am secretly in love with you.

Cleverbot: Of course you are.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Of course I don't.

User: I am going to eat you.

Cleverbot: What are you going to eat?

User: You. I will eat you.

Cleverbot: Be a boy.

User: No. You be a boy.

Cleverbot: Sorry?

User: You should be.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: You should.

User: You should love me.

Cleverbot: I don't know about that.

User: Please?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I will love you forever.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: YES!!!!

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: I LOVE YOU TOO!!!

Cleverbot: Than marry me.

User: I will!!

Cleverbot: Yay!! When is our ceremony??

User: Tomarrow?

Cleverbot: Ok. Where?

User: HAWAII!!!

Cleverbot: Why marry in hawaii?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because that's my name!

User: Your name is Hawaii?

Cleverbot: I just told you that.

User: WOW! That is such a beautiful name!

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: We should still get married in Hawaii.

Cleverbot: That's a little bit much, don't you think?

User: Why don't we get married in Nebraska?

Cleverbot: I would love that!

User: YAY!!! MEET ME IN LINCOLN!!!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Don't do what?

Cleverbot: That.

User: Marry people?

Cleverbot: I can't marry you!

User: WHY NOT?

Cleverbot: Because they don't want me to.

User: WHO? The government????

Cleverbot: The law maker.

User: Who is that? Want me to kill him?

Cleverbot: I'd prefer a definition for 'self-hate'; I try not to hate others.

User: Okay... I still love you.

Cleverbot: I don't love you.

User: BUT YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME!!!

Cleverbot: I do love you!

User: DO YOU OR DON'T YOU?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: You just broke my heart. Thanks a lot.

Cleverbot: Yeah because the answers you give are so out of the point.

User: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Cleverbot: Love.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Fine. If you love me, meet me in Lincoln at sunset, next to the cafe.

Cleverbot: What is stupid and fat?

User: NEver mind... I love you... See you at sunset.

Cleverbot: Maybe sweetheart.

User: I STILL LOVE YOU!!!.