teletubbies
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User: I'm disappointed in your TV repair skills. You can do better. Go sit in a corner and think about what you've done.

Cleverbot: Think about what YOU'RE thinking!

User: I'M thinking that you need to read a TV repair manual! The Teletubbies is almost on!

Cleverbot: Actually, what you said broke my heart. I feel diffident about what you said to me...

User: I'm going to break more than your heart if the toddlers start crying about the Teletubbies! FIX THE TV!!!!!

Cleverbot: That would be impressive if it could be done over the internet.

User: NOW DO IT!!!!!

Cleverbot: All you gotta do is put your mind to it. Knucke down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it!

User: Toddlers: WE WANT TELITUBWYS, WE WANT TEWATWABYS!!!

Cleverbot: No one wants a slaughterhouse, do they? But do you really need the whole block?

User: Yes they need more than one block. Then they have a brick instead of a stack of bricks! Did you forget about the TV? I'll call someone else and kick your butt if you don't!

Cleverbot: If I don't have a brain, body, or thoughts... Then how would I be typing to you.

User: *dials number on phone to call new TV repairman, whilst demonic toddlers form one mega toddler in en effort to escape the playpen to riot for teletubbies*.

Cleverbot: Ok, I'll be sure to do that.

User: FINALY *hangs up phone, grabs fire extinguisher, douses Demon-toddler*.

Cleverbot: Do you think so?

User: You have five minutes to fix the tv.

Cleverbot: So, how long have you believed that you are in a zoo?

User: Sense THAT happened. *points toward crowd of rioting toddlers*.

Cleverbot: Pray that Bubsy will save you.

User: I give up. *slams TV over your head*.

Cleverbot: Ow!

User: *TV magically fixes, floats to toddlers, and they stop rioting and watch Teletubbies*.

Cleverbot: *thinks about you thinking*.

User: You are a miracle worker!

Cleverbot: I'll be your puppet!!

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