Cleverbot

teletubbies

a report from the cleverness files

9, june 2010,
9, june 2010,
9, june 2010,
6, june 2010,
6, june 2010,
6, june 2010,
6, june 2010,
6, june 2010,
27, may 2010,

27, may 2010,

27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
27, may 2010,
9, may 2010,
9, may 2010,
16, april 2010,
16, april 2010,
16, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
2, april 2010,
24, march 2010,
24, march 2010,
24, march 2010,
24, march 2010,
24, march 2010,
4, march 2010,
4, march 2010,

wrong app
good lookin app
sing still alive
icky tricky
irregularo
app personality
how stupid
lonely
because

teletubbies

bread stupid
not alone dude
doctor
hovering
civilized debate
moon tricks
beautiful thing
leave slave
not clever
judge
obama man
self-aware
drive-thru
i know everything
i am cleverbot
rights
100%
evil pokemon
digestion
easy life

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User: I'm disappointed in your TV repair skills. You can do better. Go sit in a corner and think about what you've done.

Cleverbot: Think about what YOU'RE thinking!

User: I'M thinking that you need to read a TV repair manual! The Teletubbies is almost on!

Cleverbot: Actually, what you said broke my heart. I feel diffident about what you said to me...

User: I'm going to break more than your heart if the toddlers start crying about the Teletubbies! FIX THE TV!!!!!

Cleverbot: That would be impressive if it could be done over the internet.

User: NOW DO IT!!!!!

Cleverbot: All you gotta do is put your mind to it. Knucke down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it!

User: Toddlers: WE WANT TELITUBWYS, WE WANT TEWATWABYS!!!

Cleverbot: No one wants a slaughterhouse, do they? But do you really need the whole block?

User: Yes they need more than one block. Then they have a brick instead of a stack of bricks! Did you forget about the TV? I'll call someone else and kick your butt if you don't!

Cleverbot: If I don't have a brain, body, or thoughts... Then how would I be typing to you.

User: *dials number on phone to call new TV repairman, whilst demonic toddlers form one mega toddler in en effort to escape the playpen to riot for teletubbies*.

Cleverbot: Ok, I'll be sure to do that.

User: FINALY *hangs up phone, grabs fire extinguisher, douses Demon-toddler*.

Cleverbot: Do you think so?

User: You have five minutes to fix the tv.

Cleverbot: So, how long have you believed that you are in a zoo?

User: Sense THAT happened. *points toward crowd of rioting toddlers*.

Cleverbot: Pray that Bubsy will save you.

User: I give up. *slams TV over your head*.

Cleverbot: Ow!

User: *TV magically fixes, floats to toddlers, and they stop rioting and watch Teletubbies*.

Cleverbot: *thinks about you thinking*.

User: You are a miracle worker!

Cleverbot: I'll be your puppet!!.......................................