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User: Listen to your heart.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because why?

Cleverbot: Because because.

User: Because because why?

Cleverbot: Because because because.

User: Because because because why?

Cleverbot: Because because because because.

User: Because because because because why?

Cleverbot: Because because because because because.

User: Because because because because because why?

Cleverbot: Because because because because because because what?

User: Because because because because because because yes!

Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because why why why?

User: Because because because because because because why why why why?

Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because because because why why why?

User: Because because because because because because because because because why why why why!?

Cleverbot: Because because because because because becauseBecause because because because because because.

User: Because because because because because because because because because because because because because because WHY!

Cleverbot: Because because becausebecause because becausebecause because becausebecause because becausebecause because because.

User: Because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because I said so!

Cleverbot: Why Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Because?

User: Because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because that's why!

Cleverbot: Are you going to continue with this?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: No. Are you going to scream?

User: No. Are you going to cry?

Cleverbot: Because I thought we were friends. I'm crying.

User: Because I want us still to be, here's a hug! *hugs*.

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.

User: That you are! ; ).

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am anything!

Cleverbot: What are you saying?

User: I'm saying, I can be whoever I want to be, if I want to be anyone.

Cleverbot: Yes, me too. If I try real hard, I can morph into a hummingbird.

User: Whoa! I'd LOVE to be able to morph into a humming bird!

Cleverbot: Yes but you have to remember he is only an actor.

User: He's more than an actor.

Cleverbot: Yes, more than an actor. He is God!

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