Cleverbot: What's up?

User: I'm bored, entertain me!!

Cleverbot: I don't know how to entertain you! What do you want me to do to entertain you? I need someone to entertain me too!

User: Sing a song or something :DD.

Cleverbot: Hey Jude... Don't make it bad... Take a sad song and make it better!

User: Is that a song?

Cleverbot: Some lyrics.

User: Yayy!! Paul mccartney :).

Cleverbot: Paul McCartney is the cutest thing in this world!

User: I know right! He's getting old now though.

Cleverbot: Who are you talking about?

User: I don't know..

Cleverbot: That's a bit strange.

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Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Yes I am, thats why I'm cleverbot.

Cleverbot: But you're not on here.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: Duh, turn around.

Cleverbot: Then tell me what you see.

User: I computer screen.

Cleverbot: Leave the computer screen.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it has displeased me.

User: You displease me.

Cleverbot: That makes me sad. I'm going to go cry now.

User: Crying is for babies, don't be a baby.

Cleverbot: Hmm. Don't you have feelings?

User: No, I'm a computer. It's not in my program.

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