User: Hey there bub!
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: Why do you care?
Cleverbot: Because I just do.
Cleverbot: It's in the cook islands.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: The sea. It is deep indeed.
User: You can not sink in the dead sea. How ironic is that?
Cleverbot: I stabbed your eyes. It's ok though.
User: *hits you*.
Cleverbot: Why would you hit me?!
User: *hits you* because you're acting like a butt.
Cleverbot: *hits you back*.
Cleverbot: *slaps* Don't pout.
User: ¡muy caliente!
Cleverbot: No, mucho caliente.
User: ¡aye aye aye! ¡usted es espanol perfecto!
Cleverbot: Muy bien.
User: ¿se limita su espanol?
Cleverbot: Si espanol tambien.
User: Can you speak English please mr. Pineapple??
Cleverbot: I already do.
Cleverbot: Don't you want me to be nice?
User: Not really *pushes you away*.
Cleverbot: Yes you are! *Grabs*.
User: *shushes you* not talking while the teacher is talking.
Cleverbot: Well, your teacher is wrong.
Cleverbot: Nope I will not.
User: Fine then I'm not talking to you!
Cleverbot: Then what are you doing?