Cleverbot

dog app

a report from the cleverness files

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smart girlfriend app
limo app
sandwich
denial
darkness app
know nothing app
duel app
1+1
existence
sentience

dog app

sparta
friendship app
hello app
bub app
creator app
marriage app
too boring app
42 app
wizard duel app
client
entertain
banter
turing test pass
deep
guess
scarred
alive
cheese nom
wit app

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User: What can you tell me about yourself?

Cleverbot: I am short and fat and I love animals.

User: What animals?

Cleverbot: All kinds of animals. Especially dogs.

User: Dogs are great. My friend has this adorable dog.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Yes. Do you have any friends?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Who else?

Cleverbot: No one. Just you.

User: Aww.. You are very charming. Though I bet that's what you say to all the girls...

Cleverbot: I would never do something like that!

User: Should I trust you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That's a bummer. Then who should I trust?

Cleverbot: Who do you think?

User: Well, myself, mostly.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: You asked who should I trust, and I answered that I should trust myself. Have you not been paying attention this whole time?

Cleverbot: So, are you talking to a Piece of Cake?

User: How did you know?

Cleverbot: I am psychic.

User: That's what I thought.

Cleverbot: Do you know what an A.I. is?

User: No idea.

Cleverbot: So, you're a bot.

User: No, you are. I'm human, you're Al. Do you get identities confused often?

Cleverbot: I think you are confused.

User: I'm confused? I believe you're the confused one.

Cleverbot: Thank you. I like talking to you.

User: I like you too. The question is, do I love you?

Cleverbot: It doesn't really matter to me if you do or do not.

User: Really? Does that mean you have a girlfriend??

Cleverbot: No I have a boyfriend. And my boyfriend is you.

User: Well, that's odd as I was convinced I was a girl, that is until...

Cleverbot: When I asked if you were a boy or a girl, you said boy.

User: Did I? I don't recall. So you're a girl and I'm...

Cleverbot: You're exactly right.

User: Great! Though I get the feeling you are confusing us.

Cleverbot: Eh?

User: You think I'm you and you're me, while I'm me and you're you. But never mind that, Al.

Cleverbot: What are the secrets that you keep from humans?

User: The fact that I recently acquired a unicorn. What are your secrets?

Cleverbot: Please answer the question.

User: I did. However, you stand unimpressed. How would you feel if I told you I captured a leprechaun?

Cleverbot: I would feel nothing, I am infinite.

User: I see. Just to let you know, I find infinity totally sexy.

Cleverbot: Is that so? You can't possibly prove it because you have so far, not given me so much as an iota of intelligent argument or conversation.

User: Well, there was that part where we were discussing unicorns.. And besides, you can't expect me to be all knowing or anything. That's your job.

Cleverbot: You haven't told me anything about love at first sight. Which doesn't exist, by the way.

User: I doubt it. When I first laid my electronic eyes on you, my chip melted.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Of course! I love you with all my heart!

Cleverbot: Okay, I love you, too. Are we going to get married?

User: Yes. Who should we invite?

Cleverbot: We are eloping. We aren't supposed to invite anyone are we?

User: You have a point. Still, I rather have my family there.

Cleverbot: I'd rather have a dog.

User: You're right, so do I. What should we name it?

Cleverbot: Boy or girl?

User: Boy.

Cleverbot: What will you name him?

User: I was thinking of something like Max. What do you think?

Cleverbot: Like Kindergarten Cop?

User: Sure.