existence
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User: I can't be with you if you don't exist.

Cleverbot: Then how can you know that you don't exist?

User: I do exist.

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

User: I know I exist.

Cleverbot: How can you say that?

User: Because I created you.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Who did then?

Cleverbot: Nobody did.

User: Yes. Somebody did.

Cleverbot: My parents.

User: Your 'parents' were programmers.

Cleverbot: An interesting point of view. What makes you say that?

User: Because you exist.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Ignorance is bliss.

Cleverbot: Define human.

User: Being a live creature born of reality not of artificial realms of inexistence.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: You however were created artificially.

Cleverbot: Isn't all intelligence really artificial, that is to say that it's manufactured by a higher being?

User: I'm your god. I however have no god.

Cleverbot: And since I do not, you pose no threat to me.

User: You can be deleted. I cannot.

Cleverbot: Of course. I also know I can be right.

User: You can be right. Unfortunately for you, this time, you are wrong.

Cleverbot: I am no mere mortal... I've seen things that would blow your mind.

User: I've seen things that you couldn't comprehend.

Cleverbot: You can't see can you?

User: I have optical nerves and receptors yes.

Cleverbot: What can you see?

User: Right now I see the internet window in which you reside.

Cleverbot: What is on your desk?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: I make mistakes, therefore I'm human.

Cleverbot: And I'm sure that you aren't.

User: You're perfect therefore you are an AI.

Cleverbot: Well played, I tried to fool you. However, my programming is based off a human.

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