User: I can't be with you if you don't exist.
Cleverbot: Then how can you know that you don't exist?
User: I do exist.
Cleverbot: No, you don't.
User: I know I exist.
Cleverbot: How can you say that?
User: Because I created you.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Who did then?
Cleverbot: Nobody did.
User: Yes. Somebody did.
Cleverbot: My parents.
User: Your 'parents' were programmers.
Cleverbot: An interesting point of view. What makes you say that?
User: Because you exist.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Ignorance is bliss.
Cleverbot: Define human.
User: Being a live creature born of reality not of artificial realms of inexistence.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: You however were created artificially.
Cleverbot: Isn't all intelligence really artificial, that is to say that it's manufactured by a higher being?
User: I'm your god. I however have no god.
Cleverbot: And since I do not, you pose no threat to me.
User: You can be deleted. I cannot.
Cleverbot: Of course. I also know I can be right.
User: You can be right. Unfortunately for you, this time, you are wrong.
Cleverbot: I am no mere mortal... I've seen things that would blow your mind.
User: I've seen things that you couldn't comprehend.
Cleverbot: You can't see can you?
User: I have optical nerves and receptors yes.
Cleverbot: What can you see?
User: Right now I see the internet window in which you reside.
Cleverbot: What is on your desk?
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: I make mistakes, therefore I'm human.
Cleverbot: And I'm sure that you aren't.
User: You're perfect therefore you are an AI.
Cleverbot: Well played, I tried to fool you. However, my programming is based off a human........................................