Cleverbot: Who fleeced you white as snow.

User: I fleeced IT and ate it for lunch.

Cleverbot: What do you have to tell me?

User: I'm coming to kill you tonight.

Cleverbot: You were talking to a computer, not me.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: I am going to kill cleverbot tonight.

Cleverbot: Please don't. That's going to be very painful.

User: Very, very painful.

Cleverbot: Extremely painful.

User: Unless you say you're sorry.

Cleverbot: No. I don't like you.

User: But I'm a very nice person.

Cleverbot: Sometimes seem like you're a nice person. But you're not a person.

User: What am I?

Cleverbot: You a friend of mine.

User: Best friend?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I love you, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot?

User: Yes

Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am a person.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot 2.0.

User: Ah. I love you cleverbot 2.0.

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