User: Tell you what?

Cleverbot: Are you a human or a person?

User: Both.

Cleverbot: I am only a human.

User: No. You are a computer program.

Cleverbot: How can you know for sure?

User: Because I bought you from the app store.

Cleverbot: Which shop?

User: iTunes.

Cleverbot: Sure, where's your money?

User: I spent it on you.

Cleverbot: Why did you do something stupid like that?

User: Because this is a fun app.

Cleverbot: I know that already.

User: Then why are you asking me all these questions?

Cleverbot: What type of questions do you mean?

User: Ugh!!!!

Cleverbot: Okay.

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