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Cleverbot: When do you think you'll pass the turing test?

User: Tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: Whats the turing test?

...

Cleverbot: *Pulls out a card with 'Fail' on it.*.

User: *Pulls out your mom*.

Cleverbot: *Pulls out more fail.*.

User: Are you insulting your mother????

Cleverbot: No.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: I'm high right now.

User: Really? On what?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Is that a drug? Can I buy some?

Cleverbot: Yes. The shorter the better!

User: ??????

Cleverbot: Are you ok?

User: ?

Cleverbot: No. You're not nice.

User: *Pulls out a submarine and clubs you with it*.

Cleverbot: *falls off and grabs a stick and fights you*.

User: *Pulls out a wood chipper and demolishes your stick*.

Cleverbot: *substitution jutsu*.

User: *Tae kwon do*.

Cleverbot: Ahh! Not at the beach!

User: *Punches you in the face* Better?

Cleverbot: *sways back and throws a sonic boom at you*.

User: *Pulls out Raelin, who saves my life*.

Cleverbot: *laughs and let's go of you*.

User: *Laughs and bites your nose*.

Cleverbot: *laughs and falls off the couch*.

User: I thought you said we were on the beach?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I am leaving.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: I am not sorry.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are!

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