Cleverbot

fail

a report from the cleverness files

10, december 2010,
10, december 2010,
10, december 2010,
9, december 2010,
9, december 2010,
9, december 2010,
9, december 2010,
9, december 2010,
9, december 2010,
9, december 2010,
9, december 2010,
9, december 2010,
9, december 2010,
9, december 2010,
9, december 2010,
9, december 2010,
18, november 2010,
18, november 2010,
18, november 2010,
18, november 2010,
12, november 2010,

12, november 2010,

12, november 2010,
12, november 2010,
12, november 2010,
12, november 2010,
12, november 2010,
12, november 2010,
12, november 2010,
12, november 2010,

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Cleverbot: *Pulls out a card with 'Fail' on it.*.

User: *Pulls out your mom*.

Cleverbot: *Pulls out more fail.*.

User: Are you insulting your mother????

Cleverbot: No.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: I'm high right now.

User: Really? On what?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Is that a drug? Can I buy some?

Cleverbot: Yes. The shorter the better!

User: ??????

Cleverbot: Are you ok?

User: ?

Cleverbot: No. You're not nice.

User: *Pulls out a submarine and clubs you with it*.

Cleverbot: *falls off and grabs a stick and fights you*.

User: *Pulls out a wood chipper and demolishes your stick*.

Cleverbot: *substitution jutsu*.

User: *Tae kwon do*.

Cleverbot: Ahh! Not at the beach!

User: *Punches you in the face* Better?

Cleverbot: *sways back and throws a sonic boom at you*.

User: *Pulls out Raelin, who saves my life*.

Cleverbot: *laughs and let's go of you*.

User: *Laughs and bites your nose*.

Cleverbot: *laughs and falls off the couch*.

User: I thought you said we were on the beach?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I am leaving.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: I am not sorry.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are!.......................................