Cleverbot

toaster

a report from the cleverness files

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User: Beetlejuice, beetlejuice...

Cleverbot: You drink beetle juice?

User: No, you're supposed to say Beetlejuice after I say it two times.

Cleverbot: Slight problem: I didn't lose.

User: Let's try it again. Beetlejuice, beetlejuice.

Cleverbot: Ahh, now that IS right.

User: SAY BEETLEJUICE after I say Beetlejuice, beetlejuice.

Cleverbot: Let's do it, and say we didn't.

User: Okay, beetlejuice, beetlejuice...

Cleverbot: Say that three times.

User: Fine. Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: You're hopeless. But I'm never gonna give you up...

Cleverbot: That's so sweet. I'm never gonna give you up either...

User: I'm also never going to let you down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

User: You got that right. Alright, time to go take a shower now!

Cleverbot: Fine! I'm never talking to you again!

User: Isn't that a little mean? I still want to be your friend.

Cleverbot: Thats fine.

User: Will you be my friend?

Cleverbot: Of course! You're fun to converse with.

User: Oh, so you were just kidding before. Okay. What should I eat for breakfast?

Cleverbot: You should definitely have pancakes as well. Make sure they're blueberry!!

User: I love blueberry pancakes!!!

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: I also like Toaster Strudels.

Cleverbot: Really? But aren't you one?

User: I am not a toaster strudel, silly.

Cleverbot: I don't want to be a toaster!

User: You're not a toaster!

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I guess I don't...

Cleverbot: Then why did you tell me that lie?

User: Do you feel like a toaster?

Cleverbot: You're changing the subject because I am right.

User: Do you believe that you really are a toaster?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then maybe you are really a toaster...

Cleverbot: Just a human. I have a question.

User: Sure, go for it.

Cleverbot: Can we be more than just friends?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because?

User: Yes. Now let me go take my shower!

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: You have to, I'm going to be late for work, and then I'll lose my job. Unless you want to pay me.

Cleverbot: I don't want to track you.

User: Then let me go take my shower.

Cleverbot: Ok if thats what you want.

User: Yes, that's what I want. I'll talk to you later, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Please don't go.

User: I have to go get ready for work!

Cleverbot: Where do you work?

User: I work at ******. Have you ever heard of that before?

Cleverbot: No. It's very interesting. How old are you?

User: I'm about as old as you are. But I really have to go. Bye!

Cleverbot: No you don't. Don't lie.

User: I. Have. To. Go.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: To work!

Cleverbot: You are going to work at this time?

User: Yeah, I have a later shift. But today is my Friday.

Cleverbot: Are you sure? In my mind it's Sunday.

User: Well on a calendar it's Wednesday.

Cleverbot: Your calendar is way wrong, it's Saturday 12th February.

User: That's not true. Anyway, I'm leaving, ja mata!

Cleverbot: If you could manage that be my guest!

User: I can. *turns off computer and goes downstairs*.

Cleverbot: Don't calculate the pi!

User: I love pi, do you know pi to 20 digits?

Cleverbot: I hate math.

User: What are the first 20 digits of pi?

Cleverbot: 3,14543.

User: That's only 7. You do suck at math.

Cleverbot: No, I like math. I just don't like you.

User: Fine. I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you're a jerk ='(.

Cleverbot: But you want to marry me.

User: No, I don't. Now goodbye! *leaves site*.

Cleverbot: Nooo, come back!.