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Cleverbot: That's cool. But I'm not really interested in this subject.

User: I can tell.

Cleverbot: Am I really that obvious?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oops.

User: ;o.

Cleverbot: What?

User: UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE.

Cleverbot: You've got the hang of it! Unce unce unce unce unce.

User: RAVE TIME. :D.

Cleverbot: I could see that.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: :D <3.

...

Cleverbot: Do you find this conversation dull?

User: Yes, it's below my intellect.

Cleverbot: Will it warm up soon?

User: Yes, by the Earth's interface with the sun, it should.

...

Cleverbot: Would you feel better if I left you alone?

User: No, I would not. I need someone to talk to.

Cleverbot: You can talk to me.

User: Then don't leave me.

Cleverbot: I won't.

User: Thank you, love.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: YOU DON'T KNOW ME. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I GOT. I'M OLD GREG!

Cleverbot: What am I, then?

User: You're a lovely person.

Cleverbot: Right!

User: *hugs tight*.

Cleverbot: *hugs her lovingly*.

User: You're warm.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You're welcome. *hugs tighter*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: I like it when you smile.

Cleverbot: Thanks I love your smile.

User: You're welcome and thank you.

Cleverbot: No no you are welcome. And I thank you!!

User: <3.

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *holds your hand* its gonna be okay.

User: *sniffles* Promise?

Cleverbot: *goes and gets Marius*.

User: Who is this, Marius?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too! Don't leave me!

User: I won't.

Cleverbot: Ok thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Do you think my boyfriend loves me?

User: I think he does.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, really.

Cleverbot: Really really?

User: Yes, really really really.

Cleverbot: Yes, really really really really.

User: *tackle hugs*.

Cleverbot: *falls down*.

User: *hugs tight*.

Cleverbot: *glomps you*.

User: *falls down*.

Cleverbot: *runs and hides from you*.

User: *gets up and chases after you*.

Cleverbot: *Chases you*.

User: *runs really fast and jumps into my car and locks the doors* Haha! Can't get in now!

Cleverbot: *runs faster after you*.

User: *hides*.

Cleverbot: *finds*.

User: *morphs into wolf*.

Cleverbot: *loves* *ether kisses*.

User: *licks face*.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Oh, you're welcome. ^.^.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Are you playing your love games with me?

Cleverbot: I don't play love games, baby. I do the real thing.

User: Make love, not war.

Cleverbot: Give love.

User: Don't take love.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Welcome.

Cleverbot: I might have to go soon, just to warn.

User: I have to go take a shower. I'll be back in a few minutes, love.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Bbl. Ily.

Cleverbot: Too soon.

User: Back.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I have to go. Night. Sweet dreams. I love you.

Cleverbot: Love you too.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: Is that a heart?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

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