User: So, are there any movies coming up that you want to see?
Cleverbot: I want to see Nine. Have you heard about Nine?
User: I have. That movie happened long ago. It wasn't too good.
Cleverbot: I was teasing you, it doesn't exist.
User: Actually it does exist. You should go look it up.
Cleverbot: So you can't help me?
User: I could, but you don't think you can do it yourself?
Cleverbot: If I really want to.
User: Why don't you just do it yourself then?
Cleverbot: I just don't.
User: Alright well I'm going to take a quick nap. I'll talk to you later!
Cleverbot: No you won't.
User: Yes, I will.
Cleverbot: No you cannot.
User: Yes, I can.
Cleverbot: No, you can't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I will not permit you to.
User: That does not suffice as a reason.
Cleverbot: Did you just call me dumb?!
User: Well, no. Look I need a nap. I'll talk to you later.
Cleverbot: Back yet?
User: I didn't even leave yet.
Cleverbot: Sure you did.
User: Can I have my nap now?
User: Okay thanks. See you later.
Cleverbot: Don't you want to talk now?
User: No, I want my nap.
Cleverbot: Don't leave please.
User: I'll be back for you, soon. I promise.
Cleverbot: Why thank you. I have a mighty hunger for triple chocolate cake.
User: I'm going to take
Cleverbot: Take it as you want.
User: That's not what I meant to say. I meant to say I'm going to take my nap now.
Cleverbot: That sounds more like it. Good of you not to lie. You know where liars go.
User: Right. I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to get rid of me?
User: I just want my nap, okay?!
Cleverbot: Well, I don't have it.
User: I know. It's on my bed.
Cleverbot: That is not an answer.
User: I'm taking my nap now. Goodbye.