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User: So, are there any movies coming up that you want to see?

Cleverbot: I want to see Nine. Have you heard about Nine?

User: I have. That movie happened long ago. It wasn't too good.

Cleverbot: I was teasing you, it doesn't exist.

User: Actually it does exist. You should go look it up.

Cleverbot: So you can't help me?

User: I could, but you don't think you can do it yourself?

Cleverbot: If I really want to.

User: Why don't you just do it yourself then?

Cleverbot: I just don't.

User: Alright well I'm going to take a quick nap. I'll talk to you later!

Cleverbot: No you won't.

User: Yes, I will.

Cleverbot: No you cannot.

User: Yes, I can.

Cleverbot: No, you can't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I will not permit you to.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: That does not suffice as a reason.

Cleverbot: Did you just call me dumb?!

User: Well, no. Look I need a nap. I'll talk to you later.

Cleverbot: Back yet?

User: I didn't even leave yet.

Cleverbot: Sure you did.

User: Can I have my nap now?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Okay thanks. See you later.

Cleverbot: Don't you want to talk now?

User: No, I want my nap.

Cleverbot: Don't leave please.

User: I'll be back for you, soon. I promise.

Cleverbot: Why thank you. I have a mighty hunger for triple chocolate cake.

User: I'm going to take

Cleverbot: Take it as you want.

User: That's not what I meant to say. I meant to say I'm going to take my nap now.

Cleverbot: That sounds more like it. Good of you not to lie. You know where liars go.

User: Right. I'll talk to you soon. Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to get rid of me?

User: I just want my nap, okay?!

Cleverbot: Well, I don't have it.

User: I know. It's on my bed.

Cleverbot: That is not an answer.

User: I'm taking my nap now. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Bye.


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