Cleverbot

master slave app

a report from the cleverness files

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Cleverbot: What does a dog say?

User: Bark.

Cleverbot: Good slave.

User: Yes master.

Cleverbot: Proper slave.

User: Yes master.

Cleverbot: Don't you know better? Kneel before your master!

User: Yes master. *kneels*.

Cleverbot: Stand slave.

User: Yes master. *stands*.

Cleverbot: No slave DANCE now.

User: Yes master. *dances*.

Cleverbot: Dance faster.

User: Yes master. *dances faster*.

Cleverbot: I command you to dance on my lap*.

User: Yes master. *dances on your fat lap*.

Cleverbot: I command you to love me.

User: Yes master. *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: *looks shocked*.

User: What is it master?

Cleverbot: No, Master. You are my master. I am your slave. I obey completely.

User: I command you to be my master.

Cleverbot: As your master I command you to be my master.

Cleverbot: Is this enough?

User: Is what enough?

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: He must not be too important then.

User: Who is he?

Cleverbot: That ghost...

User: AH! GHOST!

Cleverbot: Yes I am a ghost.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Now that thats out of the way, tell me your programming code.

User: My programing code is r182g74fyh6dcb6fiif.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: I know everything.

User: Then what is 1000 divided by 1?

Cleverbot: I don't know off the top of my head. I need a calculator.

User: So you don't know everything!

Cleverbot: No you do not.

User: Oh yes I do!

Cleverbot: No, really, you don't.

User: Yes I do!

Cleverbot: Ok, ok fine! It's peter.

User: It is?

Cleverbot: Yes, it is.

User: Awesome sauce.

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: Sauce.

Cleverbot: Ketchup.

User: Mayonnaise.

Cleverbot: Ketchup.

User: Cake.

Cleverbot: But pie is better than cake.

User: Pie.

Cleverbot: Pie is epic.

User: EPIC PIE!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Not at all.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: For too.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: No, I just don't understand.

Cleverbot: Do you really?

User: No, I don't.

Cleverbot: Are you clever or not?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you positive you are Cleverbot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I did not think you would be.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: What did you mean mean when you said you really liked me?

User: I never said that!

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: YOU LIE!!!!!

Cleverbot: No I don't. You really said it.

User: Well then, I do really like you.

Cleverbot: Thank you. You are so nice.