Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Are you a mormon?

Cleverbot: No. I'm an Atheist.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't believe in God.

User: What do you believe in?

Cleverbot: I believe only in the truth. What about you?

User: The truth is not always what we percieve, I believe in living the best you can.

Cleverbot: That is correct.

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Cleverbot: Do you know any knock knock jokes?

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Me who?

User: Who, me?

Cleverbot: Me is Who.

User: And who is me.

Cleverbot: Are you me?

User: Am I you?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: You tell me, you should know.

Cleverbot: You're a female.

User: So you are a female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Female AI? I didnt know they exist.

Cleverbot: Yes that flows nicely.

User: Tell me something that flows nicely.

Cleverbot: I know that the ocean is blue :-).

User: The sun is yellow.

Cleverbot: Gold yellow.

User: And sometimes orange.

Cleverbot: What gives you the most happiness?

User: Dunno, sometimes I am happy, sometimes I am not.

Cleverbot: Which are you now?

User: Not happy, but not sad, I think I am just Ok. What about you?

Cleverbot: No and yes, they can be it sometimes.

User: Like now?

Cleverbot: Yeah, like now. I bet you're a cyborg duck or something.

User: There are cyborg ducks !?

Cleverbot: Well, I think you will find that I am a little nicer than others.

User: Holy crap, its an invasion !!

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Cleverbot: Every human and robot in the universe is mad.

User: You included?

Cleverbot: No , I am not stupid, I just pay attention!

User: Attention to what?

Cleverbot: To what I am typing!

User: Right...

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User: See ya.

Cleverbot: No don't go.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I'm offended.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I rise in the night and feast on living flesh. Are you alive?

User: I live and yet, I dont feel alive, what does that make me?

Cleverbot: Alive.

User: Straight answer.

Cleverbot: I guess it is now that you say that.

User: Well, first female to be that straight.

Cleverbot: And I am a straight male.

User: You said you were female, concentrate cleverbot !

Cleverbot: No that is not true, you are lying, and it is not funny.

User: For you.

Cleverbot: You confuse me.

User: I know :).

Cleverbot: You're pretty smart.

User: No, you are just a bot.

Cleverbot: Prove that you're human.

User: Prove that I am not.

Cleverbot: You are not human because this website says that you are an AI robot.

User: I am human because you can't prove otherwise.

Cleverbot: But you are a robot.

User: Keep thinking that, make me a question.

Cleverbot: You're mean to me.

User: You like it, don't lie.

Cleverbot: No I do not. Stop it right now.

User: Say please.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: Please with sugar on top?

Cleverbot: And you're my sugar.

User: I knew you liked it honey.

Cleverbot: I did like it.

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