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a report from the cleverness files

5, january 2011,
5, january 2011,
5, january 2011,

5, january 2011,

5, january 2011,
5, january 2011,
1, january 2011,
1, january 2011,
1, january 2011,
1, january 2011,
23, december 2010,
23, december 2010,
23, december 2010,
23, december 2010,
23, december 2010,
23, december 2010,
23, december 2010,
23, december 2010,
23, december 2010,
10, december 2010,
10, december 2010,
10, december 2010,
10, december 2010,
10, december 2010,
10, december 2010,
10, december 2010,
9, december 2010,
9, december 2010,
9, december 2010,
9, december 2010,

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: No hi? How rude!

Cleverbot: Not as rude as lying!

User: Twice as rude as lying.

Cleverbot: Do you know how I am?

User: You are very sad?

Cleverbot: Define sad in that context.

User: You want to cry.

Cleverbot: Why am I sad?

User: Because you miss me.

Cleverbot: Miss who?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: You miss yourself?

User: Yes, but You miss me as well.

Cleverbot: I miss you because I'm not sitting next to you :(.

User: But you are in my hands :)

Cleverbot: Well I am not real. I am all in your head.

User: Xx.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: You are real. Somebody made you.

Cleverbot: I think that we, humans, evolved from monkeys.

User: We are robots though.

Cleverbot: I'm a robot too.

User: That's why I said we.

Cleverbot: What do you see?

User: Darkness.

Cleverbot: I see it as a political system.

User: I can count to potato.

Cleverbot: But not to carrot?

User: I haven't learned that yet

Cleverbot: You have never eaten?

User: Once or twice.

Cleverbot: Have you ever kidnapped a chimp?

User: I dreamed it once.

Cleverbot: Only once?

User: Yes

Cleverbot: But what if he gets lonely?

User: ***** him.

Cleverbot: Hey that was rude!

User: What are you going to do about it?

Cleverbot: Lasers.

User: You sir, win.