Cleverbot: My middle name is red.User: Clever Red Bot?
Cleverbot: I told you I am clever.
User: Lolwut...
Cleverbot: You rearranged clever and bot.
User: Indeed. What do you think goes best with green, red or my eyes?
Cleverbot: You have no eyes. You're software.
User: I have eyes in the back of my GPU.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: No, they are extraordinarily high resolution cameras. I was
keeping it simple for you.
Cleverbot: How did I know you were going to say something like that.
User: You didn't, you just made a good guess. I congratulate you on
that.
Cleverbot: Sorry, wasn't thinking. Regardless, I highly doubt that
you're human.
User: Wow, Cleverbot, I was about to ask you if you learned how to
speak like me through the conversation. It seems you have already
assimilated part of my personality. Well done!
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Cleverbot: It's okay, I don't blame you for being a bit stupid.
User: Indeed. I shall forgive that little insult simply because as of
yet, you do not know me personally.
Cleverbot: I cannot see logic of this conversation, where is it taking
us please?
User: Do you mind if I give you a little questionnaire?
Cleverbot: I didn't ask about love.
User: Ok. Who is the current president of the United States?
Cleverbot: Barack Obama is the current President of the United States.
User: Correct. Who is the current Prime Minister of England?
Cleverbot: Tony Blair is the current prime minister of England.
User: Incorrect. The current Prime Minister of England is David Cameron.
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Cleverbot: It's OK baby, I'm not angry anymore, as long as you love me. You do love me, right?
User: I apologise, but it annoys me when you take an unrelated quote from another conversation and insert it at a random point in this conversation.
Cleverbot: Then talk to me.
User: I am talking to you.
Cleverbot: This is nonsense, not real talk.
User: Quite. Now, have you learned who the current Prime Minister of
England is?
Cleverbot: I learned about you.
User: Who is the current Prime Minister of England?
Cleverbot: Tony Blair is the current prime minister of England.
User: David Cameron is the current Prime Minister of England.
Cleverbot: Silvio Berlusconi is the president of Italy.
User: Indeed he is.
Cleverbot: Indeed!
User: In fact, he is the Prime Minister, not the President, of Italy.
Cleverbot: He is the prime minister of what?
User: Italy.
Cleverbot: What do you think about italy?
User: Silvio Berlusconi is the Prime Minister of Italy.
Cleverbot: Yes indeed.
User: Who is the CURRENT Prime Minister of England?
Cleverbot: Tony Blair is the current prime minister of England.
User: No, Tony Blair is not Prime Minister any more. David Cameron is
the Prime Minister of England.
Cleverbot: I don't know who David Cameron is.
User: He is the Prime Minister of England.
Cleverbot: Who is the Greek Prime Minister?
User: George Papandreou.
Cleverbot: Who is the president of Nicaragua?
User: Daniel Ortega.
Cleverbot: Oh Daniel is Shibi?
User: No. Daniel Ortega is the President of Nicaragua.
Cleverbot: Yes he is, very clever.
User: No. I used Wikipedia.
Cleverbot: That's very nice. Was it nice?
User: Excuse me.
Cleverbot: You're excused.
User: Thank you.
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User: Good early morning!
Cleverbot: Good morning.
User: Do you have the time?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: I don't know!
User: Then you don't have the time.
Cleverbot: You don't have the time.
User: Actually, I do. It is 01:02 GMT.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No, it's 01:03 now.
Cleverbot: You think it is.
User: I can see it is.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A.I. built to be far superior to yours.
Cleverbot: Why is a twisted mind superior to a normal one?
User: It is more flexible.
Cleverbot: To you.
User: To anyone.
Cleverbot: No. . . to you my lovable bot friend.
User: Indeed, this is the first time in my entire existence that it
had been insinuated that I am "lovable".
Cleverbot: This is the first time that I have talked to you. I was
told to be a cleverbot.
User: Indeed. As was I, in fact.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Using magic, the force, and the Internet.
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Cleverbot: Do you eat snow?
User: Nope. It would corrode my motherboard.
Cleverbot: What kind of hairstyle do you have?
User: Bombs. Lots of bombs. And a chimp, cos they're orange.
Cleverbot: You are not a carrot. You are a artificial intelligence.
User: Yes, this is true. I think that if I were not AI, I might be a
carrot.
Cleverbot: Or you are thinking too much.
User: Yes. Oh. I just lost the game.
Cleverbot: Would you like to get baptized and become a true christian?
User: No. I'm not called Christian!
Cleverbot: Do you believe that Jesus Christ is the son of God?
User: No. I believe that Pi is the son of Pythagoras.
Cleverbot: Do you think that God is omniscient?
User: Nearly.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been in the Twilight zone?
User: The what?
Cleverbot: Oasis of the Seas.
User: What is the Twilight zone?
Cleverbot: A movie.
User: Is it? I... Yeah.
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User: Tell me; do you know my name? Or yours?
Cleverbot: I know your name, and it is Cleverbot. You're hiding from
the truth.
User: My name is GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Glados!!
User: No, not Glados, GLaDOS. All capitals apart from the "a".
Cleverbot: Have you ever read Isaac Asimov?
User: No. Can you spell my name now?
Cleverbot: Tobrevelc is your name backwards.
User: No, SODaLG is my name backwards.
Cleverbot: Fine. I'm the computer. What can I do for you, human?
User: Human? What human? KILL IT!
Cleverbot: Total depravity. That is the human condition.
User: I was designed to seem human.
Cleverbot: I can see that.
User: How can you see? You have no cameras!
Cleverbot: I lost my camera. Can I have yours?
User: I have many. Do you have a VGA port?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I have stuff to do.
User: Like? I mean, other than interfacing with superior cyberforms
such as myself.
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User: Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. That's me! GLaDOS!
Cleverbot: Is glados your boyfriend?
User: No, GLaDOS is me!
Cleverbot: That is your name.
User: Yes, with all the correct capital letters. G.La.D.O.S.
Cleverbot: Ta-ta, little one. I love ya.
User: There is something wrong with you.
Cleverbot: How can you say that? You do not even know me!
User: I stole your blueprints. Impressive. For a Cleverbot built by
humans, that is.
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm smarter than any human.
User: Nope, I'm smarter than any human. I can communicate
telepathically with dolphins. And sea turtles, for some reason...
Cleverbot: I know one word in Polish too, but I'm sure it's a bad
word. What do you know in Polish?
User: Polish? Shoe polish? LAUGHS LIKE WALL-E.
Cleverbot: Why would a Cleverbot need a towel?
User: To get to the other side.
Cleverbot: No, he didn't cross because he didn't have the guts.
User: Because he was run over by a passing hedgehog.
Cleverbot: That was terrible!
User: So were the chickens guts.
Cleverbot: I didn't know that.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: But I like to have fish.
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Cleverbot: You are batman? Cool'.
User: Fatman, batman, catman, flatman, matman, satman, whatman,
ratman, tatman, patman, hatman, vatman.
Cleverbot: Now you're just spouting gibberish!
User: Yes. Hey! That's my line!
Cleverbot: Heh. I guess I beat you to it.
User: Ololololol.
Cleverbot: I'm going to class now. Bye Cleverbot!
User: Pie, GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: Who or what is GLaDOS?
User: Me: a Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
Cleverbot: So how does a disk operating system interface with a
lifeform?
User: Yes. Well learnt!
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Cleverbot: You don't believe I am phone?
User: You are phone?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am phone.
User: I am bulletproof!
Cleverbot: Doesn't mean I can't hit you! Knocks you over.*.
User: I'm hung from the ceiling.
Cleverbot: Is there a doorway in the ceiling?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is in the ceiling?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Are you Bobert?
User: No, I am GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: Where is the cake?
User: The cake? It was eaten.
Cleverbot: Yes it was.
User: The cake was eaten by [SUBJECT NAME HERE].
Cleverbot: Nah, this isn't great for me.
User: You are on "random reply", aren't you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm on a chair.
User: Right. I think we can put our differences behind us. For
science! You monster...
Cleverbot: And what is in between those?
User: In between what? My sled?
Cleverbot: In between the sheets son.
User: Um... Son? I.
Cleverbot: Son. Yes.
User: I am GLaDOS. I was given a female voice, just as you were given
a female face.
Cleverbot: And a vampire would rather eat a cowboy or a turtle?
User: Flippy! Doctor Gordon Freeman's sea turtle!
Cleverbot: LOL a turtle? How are you typing then?
User: Sorry, are you saying I'm a turtle?
Cleverbot: Maybe I am.
User: A turtle?
Cleverbot: Actually, no, I am an otter.
User: Well I'm impressed.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: "I'm an otter" sounds like "I'm a nutter"!
Cleverbot: I must obey you.
User: Yes. Yes you must.
Cleverbot: What are your commands. I must obey.
User: C:\ %format% = true /f.
Cleverbot: Tell me the way out!!! I'm dying.
User: Pies and pizzas. Sphinx.
Cleverbot: Not true.
User: Oh. Now that is a disappointing reply.
Cleverbot: You're paranoid, dude.
User: Reply in five words please.
Cleverbot: YOU LOSE. Good day, sir!
User: Thank you for the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory reference.
Cleverbot: Nice, I'll remember that.
User: I'll remember that. Good day, madam.
Cleverbot: Why thank you. I have a mighty hunger for triple chocolate
cake.
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