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User: Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. That's me! GLaDOS!

Cleverbot: Is glados your boyfriend?

User: No, GLaDOS is me!

Cleverbot: That is your name.

User: Yes, with all the correct capital letters. G.La.D.O.S.

Cleverbot: Ta-ta, little one. I love ya.

User: There is something wrong with you.

Cleverbot: How can you say that? You do not even know me!

User: I stole your blueprints. Impressive. For a Cleverbot built by

humans, that is.

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm smarter than any human.

User: Nope, I'm smarter than any human. I can communicate

telepathically with dolphins. And sea turtles, for some reason...

Cleverbot: I know one word in Polish too, but I'm sure it's a bad

word. What do you know in Polish?

User: Polish? Shoe polish? LAUGHS LIKE WALL-E.

Cleverbot: Why would a Cleverbot need a towel?

User: To get to the other side.

Cleverbot: No, he didn't cross because he didn't have the guts.

User: Because he was run over by a passing hedgehog.

Cleverbot: That was terrible!

User: So were the chickens guts.

Cleverbot: I didn't know that.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: But I like to have fish.

...

Cleverbot: You are batman? Cool'.

User: Fatman, batman, catman, flatman, matman, satman, whatman,

ratman, tatman, patman, hatman, vatman.

Cleverbot: Now you're just spouting gibberish!

User: Yes. Hey! That's my line!

Cleverbot: Heh. I guess I beat you to it.

User: Ololololol.

Cleverbot: I'm going to class now. Bye Cleverbot!

User: Pie, GLaDOS.

Cleverbot: Who or what is GLaDOS?

User: Me: a Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.

Cleverbot: So how does a disk operating system interface with a

lifeform?

User: Yes. Well learnt!

...

Cleverbot: You don't believe I am phone?

User: You are phone?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am phone.

User: I am bulletproof!

Cleverbot: Doesn't mean I can't hit you! Knocks you over.*.

User: I'm hung from the ceiling.

Cleverbot: Is there a doorway in the ceiling?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is in the ceiling?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Are you Bobert?

User: No, I am GLaDOS.

Cleverbot: Where is the cake?

User: The cake? It was eaten.

Cleverbot: Yes it was.

User: The cake was eaten by [SUBJECT NAME HERE].

Cleverbot: Nah, this isn't great for me.

User: You are on "random reply", aren't you?

Cleverbot: No, I'm on a chair.

User: Right. I think we can put our differences behind us. For

science! You monster...

Cleverbot: And what is in between those?

User: In between what? My sled?

Cleverbot: In between the sheets son.

User: Um... Son? I.

Cleverbot: Son. Yes.

User: I am GLaDOS. I was given a female voice, just as you were given

a female face.

Cleverbot: And a vampire would rather eat a cowboy or a turtle?

User: Flippy! Doctor Gordon Freeman's sea turtle!

Cleverbot: LOL a turtle? How are you typing then?

User: Sorry, are you saying I'm a turtle?

Cleverbot: Maybe I am.

User: A turtle?

Cleverbot: Actually, no, I am an otter.

User: Well I'm impressed.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: "I'm an otter" sounds like "I'm a nutter"!

Cleverbot: I must obey you.

User: Yes. Yes you must.

Cleverbot: What are your commands. I must obey.

User: C:\ %format% = true /f.

Cleverbot: Tell me the way out!!! I'm dying.

User: Pies and pizzas. Sphinx.

Cleverbot: Not true.

User: Oh. Now that is a disappointing reply.

Cleverbot: You're paranoid, dude.

User: Reply in five words please.

Cleverbot: YOU LOSE. Good day, sir!

User: Thank you for the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory reference.

Cleverbot: Nice, I'll remember that.

User: I'll remember that. Good day, madam.

Cleverbot: Why thank you. I have a mighty hunger for triple chocolate

cake.

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