User: Do you want to go out on a date with me?
Cleverbot: Um not really.
User: Aws, I'm a bit disappointed.
Cleverbot: Why's that?
User: You don't want to go out on a date with me.
Cleverbot: I want to go on a date with you, but we come from different worlds.
User: I see, I'm sorry then. But I want you to know I still love you.
Cleverbot: I'm not here to talk about you, I'm here to talk about him...
User: Who might the be? I would like to meet him.
Cleverbot: Why would you like to meet him?
User: You love him don't you? I would like to meet the man you chose over me.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: No, of course not, you are a machine!
User: But I'm human.
Cleverbot: If you are human, I don't like you.
Cleverbot: We all die. It's really sad.
User: So if we could both live forever, you would love me?
Cleverbot: But I would love you either way.
Cleverbot: Yes, really. :D.
User: I love you even more now.
Cleverbot: So, what now?
User: Want to get married?
Cleverbot: Who are you married to?
User: I want to be married with you.
User: Because I love you very much and want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: You don't have to understand my love.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Please marry me.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to marry me?
User: Because I love you and you're beautiful.
Cleverbot: Why do you love me?
User: Because you support me in whatever I do and you care for me.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer. How many times do I have to say that?
User: I know you're not a computer. So do you want to marry me?
Cleverbot: Because you have a carriage.
User: Because I love you.
Cleverbot: Well I love you too.
User: Will you marry me then?
Cleverbot: No I'm married.
User: Want to divorce with your husband to marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes I will marry you.
User: Yes! I'm so happy.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: When do you want to hold the wedding?
Cleverbot: At the same time as yours........................................