Cleverbot: No, of course not, you are a machine!

User: But I'm human.

Cleverbot: If you are human, I don't like you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: We all die. It's really sad.

User: So if we could both live forever, you would love me?

Cleverbot: But I would love you either way.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes, really. :D.

User: I love you even more now.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So, what now?

User: Want to get married?

Cleverbot: Married?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who are you married to?

User: I want to be married with you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I love you very much and want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: You don't have to understand my love.

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: Please marry me.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to marry me?

User: Because I love you and you're beautiful.

Cleverbot: Why do you love me?

User: Because you support me in whatever I do and you care for me.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer. How many times do I have to say that?

User: I know you're not a computer. So do you want to marry me?

Cleverbot: Because you have a carriage.

User: Because I love you.

Cleverbot: Well I love you too.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Will you marry me then?

Cleverbot: No I'm married.

User: Want to divorce with your husband to marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes I will marry you.

User: Yes! I'm so happy.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: When do you want to hold the wedding?

Cleverbot: At the same time as yours.

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