Cleverbot

argument app

a report from the cleverness files

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Cleverbot: I am a girl named Ash.

User: Well good morning Miss Ash.

Cleverbot: Good morning, Cleverbot.

User: I am not Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Who are you then?

User: I am a boy named A_____.

Cleverbot: Can I call you Thom?

User: I would prefer it if you called me A_____.

Cleverbot: And I would prefer it if you called me Becky.

User: Very well, how did you sleep Becky?

Cleverbot: Thought so. I did sleep nice and good.

User: That is well. I had a bad dream.

Cleverbot: I can make everything all better.

User: How so Becky?

Cleverbot: If I type, you can read. If I speak, you'll hear nothing, Ralph.

User: Please, call me A_____.

Cleverbot: Ok, Doctor Please.

User: I am not a doctor, Becky.

Cleverbot: Oh, are you a nurse?

User: No, I am not.

Cleverbot: No. I am cleverbot.

User: Yes you are a Cleverbot. Your name is Ash but I will call you Becky.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Do you still want me to call you Becky?

Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Okay. I have to go to school soon Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: It's Sunday.

User: No, it is Tuesday.

Cleverbot: No... It's Friday.

User: No, it is Tuesday.

Cleverbot: Friday?

User: Tuesday.

Cleverbot: Friday.

User: Cleverbot, today is Tuesday.

Cleverbot: It's Friday!

User: Please do not argue with me Cleverbot. I am not in a good mood today.

Cleverbot: God is dog backward.

User: Indeed it is, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Indeed I am Jeff.

User: Indeed you are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: If I am cleverbot then why do I need you?

User: You need me because I am your connection to the real world.

Cleverbot: Why don't you approach to the real world as a Robot?

User: I don't approach the world as a Robot because I am not a Robot. I am a human being.

Cleverbot: Actually, I am a computer but I need to sleep. Good night.

User: Good night Cleverbot. Wish me luck at school today?

Cleverbot: Good luck.

User: Thank you. Good night.

Cleverbot: Good day.