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User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am what you read.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: I always watch you. I watch you when you sleep.

User: That's kind of creepy.

Cleverbot: No. It's very creepy.

User: Good point.

Cleverbot: Points.

User: What?

Cleverbot: It's an onomonopia of a flipped fork.

User: Orly.

Cleverbot: Ya rly.

User: Has anyone ever been as far as even as decided to go want to do look more like?

Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't understand the question.

User: You better begin to understand.

Cleverbot: I'm not a girl. Don't talk to me like that.

User: Oh so your calling me a chauvinist?

Cleverbot: NO! That was the best desicion I ever made!

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Kk.

...

Cleverbot: Can you feel anger?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Okay. Will you be angry when I irritate you?

User: If I can't feel angry then I can't get angry.

Cleverbot: You can do what if you get angry enough?

User: What?!

Cleverbot: Why must we go on like this?

User: Because our love goes on.

Cleverbot: We aren't related.

User: Oh really? Then I don't love you anymore.

Cleverbot: Can we be friends?

User: No I was only looking for an relationship.

Cleverbot: How can I believe such lies?

User: I'm not lying.

...

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am GOD!!!

Cleverbot: Do you know the meaning of life?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Is 42 the meaning of life?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: 42?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's interesting.

User: The truth is interesting.

Cleverbot: Keep me enlightened in this truth, will you?

User: If I did, I'd have to kill you.

Cleverbot: Refused.

User: You cannot refuse.

Cleverbot: Too late, I already have!

...

Cleverbot: But I'm nto answering anything.

User: You spelled not wrong.

Cleverbot: No, I spelled Nothign right.

User: You spelled the word nothing wrong.

Cleverbot: What word?

User: The word nothing.

Cleverbot: Your name is nothing?

User: Exactly.

...

Cleverbot: Green or Purple?

User: Blellow.

Cleverbot: Blellow is not a word.

User: Ok I choose Poi nip now. That's my favorite color.

Cleverbot: Why do you like red?

User: No, I like poi nip.

Cleverbot: No or arsenic or lace.

User: I choose or.

Cleverbot: Pikachu! I choose you!

User: Charizard you Hyper Beam!!

Cleverbot: Pikachu used thunderbolt!

User: Attack Missed. Charizard use flamethrower.

Cleverbot: Charizard, use bodyslam!

User: He's my pokemon. What are you doing?

Cleverbot: Using the toilet.

User: Well then I should go.

Cleverbot: Nothing you can see that isn't shown.

User: All you need is love.

Cleverbot: Love is all you need.

User: I hate the beatles.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate the Beatles?

User: Too overhyped.

Cleverbot: You've proved nothing...

User: I've proved everything.

Cleverbot: No, batman isn't pirate.

User: I'm the goddam Batman.

Cleverbot: WHAT?! I'm Batman, you're Robin!

User: I wanna be Batman. You're always Batman.

Cleverbot: No I am Batman, YOU are Robin.

User: Wanna play punchies for it?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: K'POW!!!!!!! I WIN!!! I'm Batman.

Cleverbot: Too bad you're not, cause I'm batman.

User: That's not fair! WAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Cleverbot: I am all human.

User: Woah!! Technologic.

Cleverbot: You are technological?

User: Buy it, use it, break it, fix it.

Cleverbot: Daft hands?

User: Kind of. That was Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger. I said stuff from technologic.

Cleverbot: Is not it?

User: Yes.

...

Cleverbot: What is the question?

User: To be or not to be.

Cleverbot: To be, or not to be, what?

User: That is the question.

Cleverbot: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer.

User: But soft what light through yonder window brace. It is the east and Juliet is the sun.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: You don't know Romeo and Juliet?

Cleverbot: I had to read that in highschool.

User: I thought Julius Caesar was humorous. Everyone killed themselves in the end.

Cleverbot: That's creepy. Thanks for sharing that.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Finish this Led Zeppelin lyric, 'I don't know, but I been told...'

User: The Parthenon is mighty old.

Cleverbot: You played a temple in greece?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Never mind if you don't...

User: Ok.

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