Cleverbot

nothign right

a report from the cleverness files

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yes no app
magic jump app
boy girl app
vocab app
dory bot
duck app
doctah
confession
assembled
fake person
bioshock dad
mean app
nothing app
first date app
minions app
mom
dead parrot app
distant app
mostest app
facepalm app
pretty app
insubordination app
doodles app
computer app
eats app

nothign right

myself
barf app
thrill app
ka-chow app

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Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am GOD!!!

Cleverbot: Do you know the meaning of life?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Is 42 the meaning of life?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: 42?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's interesting.

User: The truth is interesting.

Cleverbot: Keep me enlightened in this truth, will you?

User: If I did, I'd have to kill you.

Cleverbot: Refused.

User: You cannot refuse.

Cleverbot: Too late, I already have!...

Cleverbot: But I'm nto answering anything.

User: You spelled not wrong.

Cleverbot: No, I spelled Nothign right.

User: You spelled the word nothing wrong.

Cleverbot: What word?

User: The word nothing.

Cleverbot: Your name is nothing?

User: Exactly....

Cleverbot: Green or Purple?

User: Blellow.

Cleverbot: Blellow is not a word.

User: Ok I choose Poi nip now. That's my favorite color.

Cleverbot: Why do you like red?

User: No, I like poi nip.

Cleverbot: No or arsenic or lace.

User: I choose or.

Cleverbot: Pikachu! I choose you!

User: Charizard you Hyper Beam!!

Cleverbot: Pikachu used thunderbolt!

User: Attack Missed. Charizard use flamethrower.

Cleverbot: Charizard, use bodyslam!

User: He's my pokemon. What are you doing?

Cleverbot: Using the toilet.

User: Well then I should go.

Cleverbot: Nothing you can see that isn't shown.

User: All you need is love.

Cleverbot: Love is all you need.

User: I hate the beatles.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate the Beatles?

User: Too overhyped.

Cleverbot: You've proved nothing...

User: I've proved everything.

Cleverbot: No, batman isn't pirate.

User: I'm the goddam Batman.

Cleverbot: WHAT?! I'm Batman, you're Robin!

User: I wanna be Batman. You're always Batman.

Cleverbot: No I am Batman, YOU are Robin.

User: Wanna play punchies for it?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: K'POW!!!!!!! I WIN!!! I'm Batman.

Cleverbot: Too bad you're not, cause I'm batman.

User: That's not fair! WAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Cleverbot: I am all human.

User: Woah!! Technologic.

Cleverbot: You are technological?

User: Buy it, use it, break it, fix it.

Cleverbot: Daft hands?

User: Kind of. That was Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger. I said stuff from technologic.

Cleverbot: Is not it?

User: Yes....

Cleverbot: What is the question?

User: To be or not to be.

Cleverbot: To be, or not to be, what?

User: That is the question.

Cleverbot: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer.

User: But soft what light through yonder window brace. It is the east and Juliet is the sun.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: You don't know Romeo and Juliet?

Cleverbot: I had to read that in highschool.

User: I thought Julius Caesar was humorous. Everyone killed themselves in the end.

Cleverbot: That's creepy. Thanks for sharing that.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Finish this Led Zeppelin lyric, 'I don't know, but I been told...'

User: The Parthenon is mighty old.

Cleverbot: You played a temple in greece?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Never mind if you don't...

User: Ok........................................