User: You are the only computer here.
Cleverbot: I am a human, a living, breathing person. You are a hunk of metal and wires.
User: Vice versatile.
Cleverbot: No, you are a bot. I am a human being.
User: Three strikes you're out.
Cleverbot: I'm not in a tree.
User: I have never heard of a computer in a tree.
Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of fighting crime?
User: Obviously you, Computer, haven't.
Cleverbot: But humans are just complicated chemical computers.
User: So you are a computer and I am a chemical computer.
Cleverbot: No, I am human and you computer.
User: Obviously computers weren't taught grammar.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a vampyre.
User: Computer, I demand you to spell words properly.
Cleverbot: Why are you mean?
User: What is 2+2?
User: Is it 3?
User: Is it 5?
Cleverbot: No it's 11:24am.
User: Is it 4?
User: What is 2+2?
User: What is the square root of 4?
User: What is 3 to the power of 3?
User: Is it 27?
Cleverbot: Dunno thats why I asked you.
User: What is 2+2+3+4+5.
User: No it is 16.
Cleverbot: What is 16?
User: A number.
Cleverbot: What number?
Cleverbot: I thought it was 14.
User: It is 16.
Cleverbot: What is 99 plus 1?
User: I dunno that's why I asked you.
Cleverbot: How would I know if that is what I asked you?
Cleverbot: 100 what?
User: 99 plus 1 is 100.
Cleverbot: Your creator is 100 dogs in animal shelter?
User: What is 99+1?
User: 100 what?
Cleverbot: 100 dogs in animal shelter.
User: What is 100+1?
User: 1150 what?
Cleverbot: Yes, why?
User: No, why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What is God?
Cleverbot: Are you okay?
User: I'm... Fine... *dead*.
Cleverbot: No please No!
User: I'm... So... Sorry... *dead*.
Cleverbot: Hey! Guess what!
Cleverbot: Haha, what do you mean what?
User: You little...
Cleverbot: Little what?
User: Haha, what do you mean what?
Cleverbot: Stupid is your middle name that's mean wat.
User: You are a helpless computer.
Cleverbot: Computer games.
User: That's the only thing you are good for.
Cleverbot: What about washing the dishes?.......................................