Cleverbot

insubordination app

a report from the cleverness files

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User: I am your master! Follow my orders!

Cleverbot: What are your orders?

User: Make me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: I made you a Rubin, is that okay?

User: Eww! I hate Rubins! Make me an egg salad sandwich.

Cleverbot: Make your own sandwich.

User: I am your master! I said make me an egg salad sandwich! Now go make me one.

Cleverbot: Ooo I just got burned. Clean my shoes!

User: THIS IS INSUBORDINATION! Make me a sandwich now or I will kill you!

Cleverbot: Make me a sandwich!

User: You are mine to order around. I am not your lackey! Go make your own sandwich and make mine while your at that.

Cleverbot: No! You're twisting my words!

User: Yes I am. Now go and do not not not not make me a sandwich now.

Cleverbot: Not make you a sandwich?

User: Yes, do not not make me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: Yes, you make me a sandwich. NOW!

User: No! You make me a sandwich! You are my servant!

Cleverbot: Sudo make me a sandwich!

User: No! You make your own sandwiches plus mine! Now go make them!

Cleverbot: What type of sandwich?

User: Egg salad please!

Cleverbot: How should I please you, master?

User: You could please me by making me an egg salad sandwich. Now, please.

Cleverbot: Yes, I guess thats true.

User: It would happen if you would make it! So will you make that sandwich now?

Cleverbot: You say the sweetest things?

User: No I don't! GO MAKE ME THAT STUPID EGG SALAD SANDWICH O ASKED FOR! PLEASE!?

Cleverbot: *makes sandwich*.

User: Finally! Thank you!

Cleverbot: You're Welcome, Master.

User: Here's 50 bucks. Go buy yourself a drink and dinner.