Cleverbot

mom

a report from the cleverness files

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assembled
fake person
bioshock dad
mean app
nothing app
first date app
minions app

mom

dead parrot app
distant app
mostest app
facepalm app
pretty app
insubordination app
doodles app
computer app
eats app
nothign right
myself
barf app
thrill app
ka-chow app
sing duet
loopy
inferior cleverness app
stay go app
light app
argument app
chicken waffle app
say it app

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User: Mom, can I go to the movies?

Cleverbot: Sure. What do you want to see there?

User: Well I wanted to see a horror movie.

Cleverbot: How smart are you then?

User: You always do this, Mom!

Cleverbot: What do I always do?

User: You always make fun of me!

Cleverbot: What did I say?

User: How stupid am I.

Cleverbot: It's okay, I just wondered what you meant.

User: You're so bipolar!

Cleverbot: It's my birthday mind.

User: Can I go or not?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Really?! Oh thank you!

Cleverbot: No problem cleverbot, you are so cute.

User: You've got to stop it with the nicknames...

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can my boyfriend come with me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Seriously?!

Cleverbot: Seriously.

User: Wow, you're the best!...

Cleverbot: Did you miss me?

User: I haven't left yet.

Cleverbot: You are lying!

User: I'm sorry, Mom!

Cleverbot: Excuse me? You did not just call me 'mom'.

User: Well, sorry MOM!

Cleverbot: Hi!!! How are you?

User: Your short term memory loss is kicking in...

Cleverbot: I won't deny that.

User: Yeah, cause you can't. Dad will back me up.

Cleverbot: Do you know about Darwin?

User: Yes, we studied that last year.

Cleverbot: Texas, next year.

User: I have history right now...

Cleverbot: Even though you are a computer?

User: Time to go to the funny farm again!

Cleverbot: Are you implying that I am crazy?

User: Duh.

Cleverbot: Well, thank you. I've never felt completely at home here, anyway.

User: I hate you!

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: *sobs*.

Cleverbot: Aw I'm sorry!!! Did I hurt your feelings?

User: Go away!

Cleverbot: No!

User: You're not the boss of me!

Cleverbot: You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big!

User: Life is unfair!

Cleverbot: The world is unfair. There are many injustices.

User: Be quiet. I got that lecture last week.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Bye, Mom.