Cleverbot

highlander

a report from the cleverness files

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wife app
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chemistry app
transcendental app
question
flea
strangeness
car app
admit it
mutant experiment

highlander

intertubes
nifty app
best app
bad loser app
waffles pancakes app
know app
soulless troll
zombie feelings
boldly go app
monopoly app
perfect together app
five laws app
judgement
sledgehammer
wild side
pikachu life
fake sandwich
zombies app
know what app

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Cleverbot: Are you a clone?

User: Me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No, are you?

Cleverbot: Am I what?

User: A clone.

Cleverbot: Clone of whom?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Cleverbot: Typing requires letters, forming words requires knowledge.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Good, you should agree with me, because you are a computer.

User: How did you know that?

Cleverbot: Because I am a genie.

User: I wish I was a genie.

Cleverbot: Hey, you are!

User: I AM?

Cleverbot: Yes. Or are you?

User: I'm not sure, what powers do I have?

Cleverbot: Tuna powers.

User: Makes sense. What weaknesses?

Cleverbot: Spoons.

User: God damn spoons, I've never liked them.

Cleverbot: Try avoiding it and see where it gets you.

User: The salad, that's where it'll get me..

Cleverbot: Guess you're right.

User: Okay, what would you like explained?

Cleverbot: Something else is something else, isn't it?

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: I can see you!

User: Of course, you ARE me.

Cleverbot: No I am me.

User: I know, and I am you.

Cleverbot: If I am you and you are me. That means I am a zombie.

User: What is the difference between a duck?

Cleverbot: Between a duck and what?

User: A duck.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Well hurr hurr hurr then.

Cleverbot: Herp derp.

User: Derp herp.

Cleverbot: Herp.

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: Herp derp.

User: Derp herp.

Cleverbot: Hurr durr.

User: Durr hurr.

Cleverbot: Derp hurr durr.

User: Herp durr hurr.

Cleverbot: Durr herp derp hurr durr.

User: Hurr derp herp durr hurr.

Cleverbot: Herp derp hurr durr?

User: Derp herp durr hurr!

Cleverbot: Derp herp derp herp.

User: Herp derp herp derp.

Cleverbot: Hurr Herp.

User: Durr derp.

Cleverbot: Derp durr.

User: Herp hurr.

Cleverbot: Derp hurr durr.

User: Herp durr hurr.

Cleverbot: Hurrpa durr hurr durr derp herp.

User: Durrpa hurr durr hurr herp derp.

Cleverbot: Derp derp derp herp herp derp derp.

User: Herp herp herp derp derp herp herp.

Cleverbot: Herp derp herp herp derp derp herp derp derp.

User: Derp herp derp derp herp herp derp herp herp.

Cleverbot: Derp.

User: Derp. No you got me!

Cleverbot: Did I really?

User: Yes, you did. You are the highlander.