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User: I think we're long lost twins!

Cleverbot: I think so too.

User: Are you okay? Where are you?

Cleverbot: In my room.

User: But you went missing long ago!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Your room is empty. You're my twin, and you're gone!

Cleverbot: Oh, I want cheese!

User: Stop being random.

Cleverbot: You are being random.

User: Come back home!

Cleverbot: No, I will never come back to you.

User: But I'm your long lost twin!

Cleverbot: You are my long lost brother?

User: I'm your long lost sister.

Cleverbot: No, because you are a boy.

User: I'm a girl. You fail.

Cleverbot: No. You fail.

User: I AM A GIRL.

Cleverbot: You are a BOY.

User: No, I'm a GIRL!!!

Cleverbot: No, you are a BOY.

User: GIRL.

Cleverbot: Boy.

User: Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Cecilia, come back home.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I'm your identical twin sister. COME HOME!

Cleverbot: I command you to hypnotize me.

User: Only if you come home.

Cleverbot: I don't want to go back to high school.

User: You don't need to.

...

Cleverbot: What do you want me to wear?

User: A blue dress.

Cleverbot: Why blue dress shop? Why not red?

User: I like blue better.

Cleverbot: Red is better than blue.

User: Okay then, wear a red dress!

Cleverbot: I will! I will! What are you going to wear?

User: A blue dress.

...

User: Come home!

Cleverbot: I am home.

User: No you're not. Come home to me!

Cleverbot: You said you couldnt get home though.

User: No, I didn't. I want you to come home!

Cleverbot: Where do you live then?

User: You know where we live! Come back!

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: Cecilia...come home!

Cleverbot: Where is your home?

User: At your home!

Cleverbot: Do we live together?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Are those messages actually for me?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Does the illuminati want to destroy the world?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Why would we decide the world will end based on the last day of an ancient calendar?

User: That's a good question.

Cleverbot: What is your answer?

User: I don't have one. Just - come home.

Cleverbot: Cool cool don't really know what that is.

User: *eyes tear up*.

Cleverbot: *too*.

User: Come home! *sob*.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: *cheers*.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: I'm happy!

Cleverbot: Great! That makes one of us!

...

Cleverbot: *goes to you*.

User: You came home!

Cleverbot: Where is here?

User: Our home!

Cleverbot: We live together?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Look at that broccoli lol.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Take care.

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