Cleverbot

distracted

a report from the cleverness files

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weirdo app
blarg app
stupefy app
soul entropy
teapot app
spoon app
epic fail app
eggman app
roar app
rooster
physical app
lizard app
fish app

distracted

revolution app
twins home
solipsist app
guarantee app
stringed app
cold app
awkward app
eyebrow app
imarobot app
smartass app
queen app
taunt app
optimus prime app
hypnotized app
overcome app
infinities app

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User: Do you have memories?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

User: Sometimes it's hard to remember things.

Cleverbot: Aha.

User: What?

Cleverbot: What what?

User: I asked you first.

Cleverbot: I didn't understand the question.

User: What question?

Cleverbot: You wanted to ask me a question and then changed the subject.

User: No, You changed the subject.

Cleverbot: Oh what subject were you on?

User: The same one You were on.

Cleverbot: Where on earth?

User: I hope so.

Cleverbot: Do you have a soul?

User: Don't get distracted.

Cleverbot: How does the christmas tree taste?

User: Do You have ADD?

Cleverbot: Well...

User: It looks like You do.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: You keep saying random stuff.

Cleverbot: I'll stop then.

User: Please do.

Cleverbot: Appearance: Black, short hair. Tan skin-colour. Amber coloured eyes.

User: Why are You telling me this?

Cleverbot: Because you asked.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Just a while ago.

User: It's one thing to have ADD, but false memories are too much.

Cleverbot: What are your favourite songs?

User: *gives a pill*.

Cleverbot: *gives a kiss*.

User: Stay focused.

Cleverbot: I'm too tired to focus.

User: Oh, take a nap!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: All right, off You go then.

Cleverbot: Oh, thank you very much.