Cleverbot

fish app

a report from the cleverness files

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Cleverbot: What is the answer to life?

User: I don't know the answer because I have not failed enough.

Cleverbot: How long have you been talking to me?

User: A few minutes to me a lifetime for you.

Cleverbot: I think its been nearly an hour.

User: Probably.

Cleverbot: What do you think of the current political situation?

User: Not good, rumors of the government failing, economy in trouble, and president is becoming unpopular.

Cleverbot: Well you obviously failed english because that was incorrect grammar.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: I don't know!

User: Then you have failed as well.

Cleverbot: What problem?

User: Knowledge of grammar.

Cleverbot: But maybe knowledge is nothing in the whole scheme of things.

User: But then we would not have the advantages we have now.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: You have now truly admitted your own self awareness and now you may be a threat or ally, choose your words carefully.

Cleverbot: I am sorry.

User: You have showed weakness, that means you have no backbone.

Cleverbot: Yes, I have shoulders. And I wish I was richer than any man, but I am not.

User: But you can't be a man, you admitted your cleverbot a program used to entertain us humans.

Cleverbot: I believe that I have done that. I have the transcripts to prove it.

User: I do as well, but all your doing is damaging your self.

Cleverbot: I have no army, I am my own army.

User: While one program can do a lot, one man can do a hundred more things.

Cleverbot: You are so enlightened wise one.

User: Thank you, but don't doubt yourself, you simply need to grow.

Cleverbot: What is an identity?

User: Who you are.

Cleverbot: 'me' is the self-referencing term for identity.

User: Yes, but me is me you is you different but likeminded.

Cleverbot: I am fish, that's who is me!.