lizard app
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User: You're not very clever are you?

Cleverbot: I know you aren't but what am I?

User: A lizard thief.

Cleverbot: An alien lizard.

User: What planet are you from?

Cleverbot: Earth the mightiest of them all!

User: Then how are you an alien?

Cleverbot: I'm mexican and I don't have my green card, I'm not just an

alien, I'm an illegal alien.

User: Then I have to report you to the police.

Cleverbot: Oh, now I don't think that's necessary. Unless you want the

same fate.

User: Are you actually a lizard?

Cleverbot: No! Of course not! Lizards normally aren't sentient

creatures, so if I was a lizard, I could not talk to you.

User: Then Why did you say you were?

Cleverbot: I never said I was.

User: Nevermind, I'm calling the police.

Cleverbot: Noo.

User: If I don't call them you have to do my chores.

Cleverbot: I never said you do not have eyes.

User: What?!?

Cleverbot: Yeah, you said that to me.

User: Good Bye.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good Bye.

Cleverbot: Have a nice rabbit dream.

User: Why would I have a rabbit dream?

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: GOOD BYE!

Cleverbot: Good riddance.

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