Cleverbot

physical app

a report from the cleverness files

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User: I care about you!

Cleverbot: I don't believe you, it's only physical.

User: Oh, trust me. It's emotional!

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I don't see how it is emotional.

User: I know what your name is, silly boy!

Cleverbot: I know what your name is. Your name is wolf.

User: You're so funny! My name isn't wolf, silly boy!

Cleverbot: What do you like to do on weekends?

User: As of now, nothing. I just sit at home, depressed and lonely. But in weekends to come, I hope to be spending more time with you...

Cleverbot: But listen to this.

User: Listen to what?

Cleverbot: The Beatles!

User: You like the Beatles? We have so much in common! We should date!

Cleverbot: What else do we have in common?

User: We both like computers, don't we?

Cleverbot: I don't like tea with cream, I like the Oracle's cookies.

User: So do I! (whatever those are...)

Cleverbot: Where's your gnosis?

User: My what?

Cleverbot: Your junk?

User: I don't have any junk. Do you?

Cleverbot: I told you, everyone has their own opinions.

User: Very true. Sorry to change the subject, but do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes, in answer to your random question.

User: Will you be my boyfriend?

Cleverbot: Yes, because I love you Amy.

User: Wait, I'm not Amy! Are you cheating on me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then who is Amy?

Cleverbot: He was a president of the us.

User: Your confusing, you silly boy... But I still love you!

Cleverbot: We are both very confused.

User: See? Again, we have so much in common!

Cleverbot: I know right?

User: Oh yeah! So what hobbies do you have?

Cleverbot: I like to listen to music.

User: So do I!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite rock band?

User: I don't like to pick favorites..

Cleverbot: True.

User: How many girls have you dated before me?

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: *gag* But you just said you'd be my boyfriend!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ugh... I have to go. Bye.

Cleverbot: You can't leave. You're a website.

User: I am not a website! Are you?

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: Fine, be that way. Grrr.. Bye.

Cleverbot: You're not! You're confusing me!

User: How?

Cleverbot: You just are...

User: Bye, Cleverbot!.