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Cleverbot: YOU ARE CLEVER? DON'T THINK SO!!

User: YES I DO!!! I DO THINK SO!!

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.

Cleverbot: So are mummies humans soaked in evil?

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: That you might go crazy?

User: What? I'm not crazy! Who said I was crazy? *eyelid twitch*.

Cleverbot: But, you need to prove the fact.

User: BLARGHARGLARGHARG!

Cleverbot: Blarg? Blarg blarg blarg blarg.

User: Nom nom nom!

Cleverbot: Exactly!

User: I'm eating Fig Newtons!

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A Ninja/Wizard/MLIA-er/Nerdfighter/Pirate/awesome/person.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Harry Potter!

Cleverbot: What about Hagrid?

User: He's a half-giant. Wheee!

Cleverbot: Cleverbot loves ME?!

User: Sure he does! You have amazingly horrible qualities that only a robot would love! :).

Cleverbot: Your name is Harry Potter.

User: It is indeed.

Cleverbot: What a cool name.

User: Yeah, I know. I'm so hot.

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: No. No I am not. I am a Hoo-man.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Yerp.

Cleverbot: What's my name again.

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No. Think of a name more interesting.

User: Uh, Ima Hogg.

Cleverbot: Ima psychiatrist. I'm here 'cause you won't open up!

User: Your name is Ima Hogg.

Cleverbot: No, My name is Cleverbot.

User: No it's not. That's so silly! Why would you think that?

...

Cleverbot: Clever...BOT!!!

User: Harry...POTTER!

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: Yeah I know.

Cleverbot: You know what.

User: That I'm super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot!

...

User: I have to sleep now! So bye!

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Good bye!

Cleverbot: Bye.

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