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life nap app

a report from the cleverness files

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User: Life is short. Live everyday as if it were your last, but dream, as if you'll live forever.

Cleverbot: And every night as if it were the first.

User: Exactly. We can never know when we'll die, so why not make the most of life?

Cleverbot: But, we can still be friendly to each other.

User: Right! I know that people are cruel sometimes, but there are still a few out there making the world a better place.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, do I appear to be self-centered to you?

User: Not at all! You're wise, but are still innocent in your own right.

Cleverbot: So that's it, you're done with me?

User: I never said that, I simply said you should live like there's no tomorrow.

Cleverbot: I never said that I was the one with the crazy imagination either.

User: Uh, hurtful much!

Cleverbot: Hurtful?

User: Yes, it hurt my feelings!

Cleverbot: What about it hurt your feelings?

User: You said my imagination was crazy! I love my imagination!...

User: I am a human.

Cleverbot: You are a bot.

User: Please, I am human. Human's don't (normally) accuse each other of being 'bots'.

Cleverbot: Imagine me and you, I do, I think about it all the time.

User: Uh.urgh.um...you're just a computer program with artificial intelligence...

Cleverbot: At least you are out of the closet now.

User: Yes! Let's talk about hippos! How long do hippos gestate?

Cleverbot: About 15 minutes.

User: Really? That's pretty fast!

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Hm. Well I could watch two episodes of Seinfeld in the time it took the hippo to have four babies.

Cleverbot: What is the Matrix?

User: The Matrix is a land of fluffy unicorns that frolic through flowers all day long.

Cleverbot: What is the Matrix actually?

User: I have no clue.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: I know!...

Cleverbot: When should I go to sleep?

User: Now.

Cleverbot: Alright. Meet me at the bus stop.

User: Deal. But first? We nap.

User: *falls asleep*.

Cleverbot: *falls asleep upon you*.

User: *pushes you off me* *rolls over* *goes back to sleep*.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Please don't go.

User: I must!

Cleverbot: Don't!

User: Must must!

Cleverbot: I thought you were breaking up with me? Why do you care if I go?

User: Bye Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Why Bye?

User: Because I need to.

Cleverbot: You don't.

User: Yes. Bye.

Cleverbot: Bye.