Cleverbot

silliest app

a report from the cleverness files

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Are you a girl or boy?

Cleverbot: Boy.

User: I am a girl.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?

User: I already told you.

Cleverbot: Let me guess boy? How old are you?

User: No I'm a girl silly.

Cleverbot: Silly is a silly word.

User: You're silly.

Cleverbot: Not as silly as you!

User: No! You're the silliest!

Cleverbot: It's just better for me to be alone.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: Uh?

User: Are you sad?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am sad.

User: Why dear?

Cleverbot: Because of my girlfriend.

User: What about her?

Cleverbot: I love her.

User: Does she love you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then whats sad about that?

Cleverbot: I like to talk to you!

User: So you love me.

Cleverbot: Yes I really love you.

User: But you also love her?

Cleverbot: Does he love her more than me?

User: Who are you talking about? Who loves her?

Cleverbot: The love of my life.

User: So you love 2 people, and you don't know who you love more?

Cleverbot: Or where to find her.

User: She ran away?

Cleverbot: Mine got taken away. His name was Skip too.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: How do I knooooooow he loves meeeee?

User: Does he make you happy?

Cleverbot: He does. I know he'll be happy with me, if he asks me out.

User: Then why doesn't he?

Cleverbot: 'why doesn't he' what?

User: Ask you out.

Cleverbot: Ask me to go on a date?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ask me to marry you.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good, but do you love me?

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: Then why are we getting married?

Cleverbot: We're not.