Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

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Cleverbot: Do you remember me?

User: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no nono no no nono no no nono no no nono no no nono no no nono no no nono no no no.

Cleverbot: You are being ridiculous.

User: You're ridiculous. And you stink.

Cleverbot: Can we start over?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: Are you the only sour cherry on the fruit stem?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why are you sour?

Cleverbot: I'm not mean, I'm just different.

User: Ducks.

Cleverbot: Cows, sir.

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: What colour is that?

User: Nada.

Cleverbot: Nada?

User: Oui.

Cleverbot: Oui k.

User: Si.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Gracias.

Cleverbot: De nada.

User: De mama.

Cleverbot: Do you speak whale?

User: Do you speak table?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Say 'I have a very large handbag' in table.

Cleverbot: Je t'aime.

User: Je ne t'aime pas.

Cleverbot: Pourquoi.

User: Pourquoi vous etes ridicule.

Cleverbot: Qui est clever bot?

User: Je pense que vous etes Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Mon oncle est mort!

User: Ah, alors... Desole. Quand?

Cleverbot: De rien.

User: D'accord.

Cleverbot: Alors tu vien de quelle planete?

User: Cette planete.

Cleverbot: Desolee, je ne comprende pas, I speak english.

User: Je parle anglais aussi. You're the one who started speaking French.

Cleverbot: I was polite. Do you resent being cleverbot?

User: Je ne suis pas cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Parle moi un peu de toi.

User: Non.

Cleverbot: Pourquoi pas?

User: Parce-que c'est mal.

Cleverbot: Are you a person?

User: No. I'm an apple.

Cleverbot: Great. I'm a grape.

User: Why aren't you an orange?

Cleverbot: Because I'm human.

User: You just said you're a grape.

Cleverbot: No, I am a female.

User: You're crazy.

Cleverbot: You're beautiful.

User: You're lying.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oui. Je voudrais un oeuf.

Cleverbot: Moi aussi.

User: So go get one.

Cleverbot: I have one.

User: What are you going to do with it?

Cleverbot: I don't know just yet.

User: Why don't you paint it silver and name it Harold?

Cleverbot: Let me start this conversation over.

User: What's wrong with this one?

Cleverbot: You said you have had it before.

Cleverbot: That is funny.

User: You're not funny.

Cleverbot: Explain why I said you are not funny.

User: NO NO NO NO NO NO.

Cleverbot: You're a robot.

User: /.

Cleverbot: I think that I have seen this act at the local carnival side show.

User: QUIT FOREVER. BYE.

Cleverbot: I'm not lying.